Pasty-faced indie fool Pete Doherty still loves his ex-girlfriend Kate Moss so much that he’s gone to Arizona to beat his crack addiction so he can win her back.
If Doherty’s rehab is successful, we can expect him to move into phase two of his career – the part where all he’ll ever talk about is what a terrible disease he had, throw himself headfirst into dull-as-plankton board games, and order anyone who reminds him of drugs out of whichever building he happens to be in. This is known as the Robbie Williams phase.
After being filmed apparently snorting up loads of drugs in a
recording studio, Kate Moss took herself away to the Meadows clinic in
Arizona to get cleaned up in order to carry on making piles of cash for just standing around lead a healthier, more positive life as a role-model for the children of the world.
However, in order to maintain her new-found healthy radiance, Kate
had to split up with lanky, mumbling, self-consciously ‘out-there’
Babyshambles (CDs) frontman Pete Doherty, a man who is only able to talk or think
about drugs. Doherty and Moss have not been seen together since the
Daily Mirror printed a huge picture of Kate and some drugs on it’s
front page.
Now Pete has realised that he’s only going to be able to win Kate
back if he can kick the crack for good. And so he has flown himself
away to the Meadows clinic to get clean and emerge back into the public
eye as a bright-eyed, coherent, smartly-dressed young man with no vices whatsoever.
A source told The Sun:
"Pete has realised his love for her is
greater than his love of drugs. It was a mammoth effort to get Pete on
to the plane. He was very
emotional. When he returns he will not be able to associate with anyone
who he used to do drugs with. Kate has spoken to him by phone to wish
him the best."
Not
that this is the first time that Pete Doherty has given rehab a, ahem,
crack. He’s already been to the Priory, had a spell in a French rehab
clinic and was also sent to Thailand by Dot Cotton from Eastenders to
sort himself out. None of those stints worked, but Pete is banking on
Meadows to straighten him out and allow him to be with his supermodel
girlfriend.
And if it teaches him to write some decent songs for once while he’s at it, then all the better.
Read more:
Pete In Kate’s Clinic – Sky News
[story by Stuart Heritage]
Jam McCam says
You talk a load of fucking shit.
Steve says
Yeah, you are really full of shit. You obviously don’t know a fucking thing about Pete Doherty. Go and get a life before you judge others.