Now for some news that nobody really cares about – Kate Moss might have split up with Pete Doherty. Or she might not have. And Pete might have been arrested. And Kate is a bit like Afghanistan.
Cuh – some people’ll do anything to try and sell copies of their shoddy half-baked albums, won’t they?
Even though Pete Doherty (CDs) seems hopelessly inert most of the time,
we’ll admit that things move pretty fast in his world. Just a few days
ago Pete was on a plane to an Arizona rehab facility to quit drugs forever to prove his love for Kate Moss.
But now, if an interview that Pete Doherty gave to The Sun is
to believed, it’s all off between him and Kate after he bolted from
rehab, and he’s also been arrested on suspicion of crack possession.
According to Pete, a telephone conversation between him and Kate ended
with Kate screaming "I don’t want you any more. You didn’t stick it through rehab. I hate you." Pete told The Sun:
"I spoke to Kate 30 minutes ago. She shouted and
screamed at me. She threw her mobile at the wall. She’s furious. The
real reason is that
I can’t buy her diamonds and my dick is too small. I never know where I
stand with her… It’s like being in Afghanistan with her. I wish I
could find some middle ground."
In the interview, Pete Doherty also revealed why he left rehab:
“With the amount of coke Kate was taking, it’s
amazing she got through rehab. I don’t know how she stuck through five
weeks, because I was bored senseless. I thought I’d be able to do five
weeks. But if I’m honest, my head would have exploded. I only stuck at
it because she paid. I had to share a room with two people. There were
lots of strange people in there. It was like a prison. They made me
carry a teddy bear to show
I had lost my inner child. A light came down from the sky. It was like
a vision telling me to pull my finger out — to pull my finger out of my
crack pipe. I really wanted to do well in rehab to be strong for my
family and Kate. But I missed London and my friends.”
It was also reported that Pete Doherty was arrested for suspicion
of possessing crack on Tuesday. Police apparently stopped his car and
found something resembling a pipe in his pocket and three white rocks
in his knickers. He faces seven years in prison if he is found guilty.
Read more:
Pete: Drugs, Kate & Me – The Sun
[story by Stuart Heritage]
Teenage Sodomy says
This is fucking hilarious. I like Pete, I think he’s a talent when he’s off the crack and the brown. “Up the Bracket” is very good. He also got screwed by that creepy “documentary maker” or more like sick cunt stalker.
But he’s blown his money train now. Kate is worth millions of pounds. He’s going to regret this. There will never be another Kate for him.
Before even if his career tumbled even further, she was there to pick up the pieces and to pay for their holidays in Ibiza. Now the furthest he’s going is a Glasgow crackhouse. His guitarist is a fairy as well, I’m sure he make Pete suck his dick one of these days.
One of these days when they’re locked in a room together stuck with rain outside and no telephone for miles and there’s only 1 bit of brown left. Mr. Axeman will make Pete suck his dick and lick his arse and then will only give him half a hit while he pounds his anal canal.
Poor Pete, Kate will find herself a millionaire, a boring one, not a poet, but someone that she can rely on. Pete, he’ll end up in the gutter sucking cock and getting his arse taken for rides too desperate and cruel to imagine.
atwse says
it’s oscar wilde and princess di though, isnt it. i know who i’d rather be.
pat’s got a girlfriend too.
freek says
fuck these whores
Keva says
If you dont care about kate moss and pete splitiing up then WHY would you sit down and write an essay on her? wise up man