Remember how good The Libertines were? It’s getting harder every day, we know …
Pete Doherty has long been a hecklerspray firing-line favourite. Whether it’s his second-rate Sid Vicious posturing or his hilarious ‘relationship’ with Auchwitsz-chic atrocity Kate Moss, he never fails to leave us bereft of something to raise an eyebrow and point at. While mouthing the word "twat".
And it’s starting to look like his fans aren’t much better.
In the lead-up to yet another miscarriage of a gig at the Brixton Academy – i.e stumbling around on stage with a complete lack of basic mental function in order to impress a whooping crowd of public-school shitheads – Pete Doherty (CDs) leant out of his dressing room window and began throwing toilet paper at the assembled crowds below.
Their response? To simply cheer for more.
An incident which raises the inevitable question – how long is it going to be before this mediocre dope-guzzler takes this ‘act’ to its logical conclusion? How long before Petey-boy simply staggers out before the audiences, takes a twenty-pound note from each of them and bundles them into a big bonfire (which he then uses to light his crack pipe and slump to the floor giggling)?
hecklerspray says three weeks. Tops.
Of course, all this pales into insignificance when you compare it to those rumours (rumours!) that are going around. You know… the ones about Doherty, a teenage girl on a Brighton beach, an ill-advised drug ‘experiment’ and a quick scarper away to call an ambulance.
Truly the voice of a generation…
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[story by C J Davies]
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i was at the gig in brixton where he chucked the toilet rolls and beers out of the window he also through his hat which i caught and got bundled for i have it at home,hes just pleasing his fans i am well chuffed.
mediocre public school
you don’t know much do you mate.
God it makes me sick when people are so absent-minded as to not look deep enough into an individual. I understand that mr.Davies has to make a living out of stirring shit but he must understand that the babyshambles fans at brixton academy [including myself]for the most part, fuckin loved the gig. The fact that I got beaten the shit out of convinces me further that it’s the best gig I’ve been to in that there’s a certain strong resonance that I will remember until I’m laying cold in my grave. So, all in all, if you don’t like them, report on another gig, if you don’t like the music, then listen to the bloody killers or summat and if your gonna call us public-school shit-heads then GET FUCKED!!! Up the shambles
Pete is not only loved by us “public school shit-heads” he is an inspiration to many young people and is a fucking legend!I(unfortunately) was not at the Brixton gig but i’ve seen him before and he always puts on an amazing show!and i’m sure that all pete was doing was interacting with his fans which is one of his best qualities.you may not like him but there are many who do so there is no need to firstly, insult one of today’s biggest legends and secondly be so stereotypical and rude about his fans!