Pete Doherty In Non-Drug Addiction Story Shocker!
When we saw the words 'Pete Doherty obsessed, we were genuinely baffled in to wondering what new drug he was addicted to.
In his not-so long life, the wonky singer has famously dabbled with a few drugs. Well, we say a few. We actually mean shitloads. From cannabis to heroin, he is a shining example of how to fuck your life up. Or how to become the perfect teenage idiot idol. But it looks like we're incorrect about Pete Doherty being hooked on more drugs. That's because his new obsession is – wait for it – Scientology!
Celebrities dabbling with religion is a growing trend that's becoming more annoying than rock stars blabbing on about AIDS, Africa and peace. Everyone’s at it of late. All they seem to do is wander around telling us how they saw the light.
That would be all good and well if it was a credible religion like McDonalds, Newcastle United or Christianity, but its not. Unfortunately, our favourite celebrities tend to wander towards the more obscure religions out there.
The most 'hip', 'cool' or even 'gullible' celebrities of late have all been following Kabbalah and Scientology. They offer all sorts of weird stuff such as magic pixie water which will make you immune from paper cuts. Madonna is a keen follower of Kabbalah and something seems to be working for her. She literally shows no signs of aging and makes us vomit each time she parades herself in a leotard.
And now it seems that part-time singer and full-time drug lord Pete Doherty is joining the craze of Scientology. After Doherty met his latest girlfriend, Nadine Ruddy, she is said to have got him heavily interested in Scientology. As Now Magazine reports:
“He's thought to have been staying at her home in Reading to learn about Scientology, which believes humans are an exiled race from outer space. Nadine is really into Scientology. She takes her beliefs very seriously.”
Will Pete Doherty transform his life for good? This time, we have faith in him. The idea of aliens coming from space sounds somewhat like a hallucination that he’s probably experienced before while off his tits chasing dragons. To him, it’ll be like living in a drugged up world 24/7.
Though if he comes to our doors like one of those annoying Jehovah’s witnesses, we won’t be best pleased.
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Who are Jehovah’s Witnesses?
No tolerance.
They will extol and preach “God’s Kingdom” and this sounds attractive,what they hide from you is their Watchtower cult version that Jesus has already had his second coming in 1914 and is working “invisibly” through them,and all other religions are of satan.
The ‘religion’ of Jehovah’s Witnesses is a dangerous cult that controls every aspect of its members’ lives.
Are they knocking on your door?
There is good and valid reason. Whether you or your readers understand it or not, things happen for a reason and there is very good reason that celebrities explore Scientology. They find it helpful. That is the reason.
Haha funny stuff, the line about credible religion had me howling.
Terry! That’s right, they do!
Because they’re shitheads!
Gullible, lost, drug-addled shitheads devoid of the critical faculties
necessary to ascertain when they are being sold a crock
dressed up as salvation. What a shiny, lovely peer group for you.
It certainly validates my beliefs when someone famous
believes the same thing. after all, fame and wisdom are
really the same thing aren’t they? Evidence of being beloved
by God! Absolutely! What could be more compelling than
a religious tract based on abuse of the fetus? Woo-hoo, you go P-Doh!
I’d like to refresh everyone’s memory with a short list of other things that Pete Doherty has found helpful:
1) Heroin
2) Kate Moss
3) Crack
4) Really terrible music
5) Lines of blow with Kate Moss in a studio (possibly related to #4)
6) Stupid hats
Scientology and Pete Doherty – I have a feeling that this thread may hang around for a while. If only it’d had a reference to the World’s Biggest Penis then it’d be unstoppable.
(waits for someone to step up and knock glaringly obvious punchline out of the park)
I’m not a Scientologist but maybe it could help some of the people who are attacking it with their
crimes.
AHAHAHHA crimes all critics of Scientology are criminals my fave
hey look i can do that too
All Scientologists or people who defend Scientology are child molesters. Each and every one. Tom Cruise? Child molester. Will Smith? Total child molester. Angela Gupta Nina Reyes07 Bruce Benson? Had a hand in more child molesting than the Catholic Church.
Why are Scientologists always completely unwilling to admit they are Scientologists when they blatantly toe the party line?
“I’m not a Scientologist, but everyone who isn’t a Scientologist is a criminal and probably gay. My friend is a Scientologist and he told me so.”
This is a great new American fad:
It’s not a lie if the person you tell it to
(or about) doesn’t believe the same things you do,
because they’re not really a person.
You see? It’s easy! Anyone can do it!
It gets even more fun when you call them terrorists!
I know. I am a Scientosmitologist myself, the
living record of pre-natal abuses inflicted by
King Zork of Rubeus, Planet of Rubes, who
shoot N-Ray beams out their foreheads to
paralyze the cognititional methodologies of
person-entities JUST LIKE YOU AND ME!!!
JUST LIKE YOU AND ME!!!
JUST LIKE YOU AND ME!!!
Just LIKE you and me.
Just try it. It doesn’t hurt.
If you don’t like me you’re a terrorist.
Oh No! Here come Big Bird and that mangy brown,
shitty elephant to plant evil thoughts in my dog!
Correction euclid: this is not a new fad.