PETA: Nicole Richie Crap At Wearing Nice Clothes

One of the perks of being famous is that you can dress however the hell you want, and within weeks you’ll see a fleet of kids copying your look from head to toe – and this is something that upsets animal rights group PETA greatly.

PETA is worried that youngsters of today will see Nicole Richie on TV and – instead of the immediate “Holy Jesus, she’s so thin! Surely that’s not normal!” response that Nicole Richie tends to get when people see her – become so awe-struck about what she’s wearing that they’ll rush out and copy her. Since Nicole Richie tends to wear a lot of fur these days, PETA has become so riled that it has named Nicole Richie the Worst-Dressed Celebrity In The World. All this despite the fact that only one poorly squirrel was skinned to create all 25 pieces of outerwear in Nicole Richie’s freakishly tiny wardrobe.