Pennsylvania Primary Betting Odds: Hillary Clinton
March 18th, 2008 at 10:30 by Stuart Heritage
We're continuing our special four-day-week political betting odds extravaganza with part two of our Pennsylvania primary betting odds.
If you're wondering why we're looking at the betting odds of a political contest of a country we don't live in based in a state we'll probably never visit between two people who both basically have the same set of policies and are arguing with each other out of a petty need for power, then the answer is easy. It's because Dancing On Ice finished a couple of days ago. Important stuff, you'll agree.
Who'll win the Democratic Pennsylvania primary? Here are the Pennsylvania primary betting odds for Hillary Clinton, with help from Paddy Power…
Hillary Clinton - Hillary Clinton needs Pennsylvania. Oh, she needs it so bad. In fact, you could pretty much remake the movie Trainspotting with Hillary Clinton playing Ewan McGregor and Pennsylvania playing all the heroin - that's how much she needs it. And the good news is that Hillary Clinton does look set to win the Pennsylvania primary, which means she'll get to fall through the carpet and experience hallucinations of Dale Winton presenting nightmarish gameshows about AIDS - the dream she's always dreamed of. We've tried to discover why Hillary Clinton is the favourite to win Pennsylvania, but we can't get any further than because it's quite a big state. And, for some weird reason, Hillary Clinton always wins the big states. We think this is because a sort of mob hysteria ignites in the big states when Hillary's in town and everyone votes for her because they wrongly assume that when she gets to a position of power she'll show everyone what her nipples look like. It's actually quite a common occurrence - it's why Abi Titmuss was on the telly all the time a few years ago. Anyway, long story short, Hillary Clinton's going to win Pennsylvania. Current Pennsylvania Primary betting odds - 1/4
Tomorrow: Can the Democrats win the general election? We decide! But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Pennsylvania primary betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
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March 18th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Barack Obama is a liar,,,
To all
Obama speech ,,,, Not sure if you caught Not only did Obama,,, Refuses to denounce him,, but even More,, He say in his own words,,,
Barack Obama was in church when Jeremiah Wright,, was spewing Anti-American, Racist ism ,,,, Those were his own words,,, barack was there
After going on keith Oberman ,Show obama said he would denounce that if he heard that language he would leave and not tolerate it , and denounce it
After he went on MSNBC,, he went on FOX CNN ABC< all the news station saying he was never there,,, in his church when he said these things,,
But Now today during his speech,,He states flat out Say’s HE was there,,, Last week Barack Obama Lied,, went on all the news stations, and Lied,,
But your not reporting that,,,, You can rest assure,,, cnn ,,, Fox , ABC,,, Msnbc,, are getting more on this ,,, they will be reporting on this, and we will see
If you chose to report, Obama Lying on tv,,, If this was Hilary clinton lying and caught lying on all the new station,,, you can be sure,, you would talk about it every hour
people will be on your station debating this,,,, people analysing , if it is hilary clinton but it was not her it was Barack Obama, ,, it bad enought He lied, about being in church
With Jeremiah Write, when he said these anti american ,,,,,and still refuse to denounce him…all the news agency want to do is speak on how good his speech was,
Not that he lied,,, Last week on all the news agency ,, He was never there today in how own speech He say I was there,,,,should play all Obama videos from last week
stating he was not there,,, or heard any of the anti-american Jeremiah Write, said in his churc then play his speech today saying he was there and he did hear him in church and refuse to denounce Jeremiah Write,,,
March 18th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Ooookaaayyy… He lied. Got that. This is a site more for humor in the news, not jumping in and sorting out the obvious. They’re all talking out of both sides of their mouths, which makes for quite the big smiles they’ve been sporting lately.
As a resident of eastern Pennsylvania and a Republican, this sort of news makes me all giggly inside.
Still LOVE YOU, Stuart!!