That Penelope Cruz, eh? Does anyone actually care what she has to say about anything that isn't directly linked to Tom Cruise? No they don't – and it seems Penelope Cruz has twigged this.
Penelope Cruz has a new film coming out called Volver which you won't have heard about since Tom Cruise isn't in it. So – rather than just meekly wave at reporters and tell them about the spiritual journey of her character in the film at the Volver premiere – Penelope Cruz decided that a change of tact was needed; she's gone round blabbing about having seen little Suri Cruise and everything.
A few years ago you couldn't move for sodding Penelope Cruz everywhere. She was Tom Cruise's first girlfriend after he divorced Nicole Kidman, and she was in all kinds of films like Blow and Captain Corelli's Mandolin. Then, after starring in Vanilla Sky, Penelope Cruz split up with Tom Cruise and briefly vanished. She tried the same trick a few years later with Matthew McConaughey, but then they split up too.
Since then Penelope Cruz has disappeared again, only reemerging to make a few L'Oreal adverts where she looks like she fell asleep face-first in a clown's make-up bucket. Ostensibly Penelope Cruz spent this time making Volver, a Pedro Almodovar film about a lot of women talking in Spanish a lot, but really she'd been sneaking off to have a gander at little baby Suri Cruise, the mythical baby of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
Lots of people are starting to come forward to say that they've seen Suri Cruise now, and by 'lots of people' we mean the wife out of The King Of Queens and Will Smith's missus. They're all coming out of the woodwork to counter the rumours that Suri Cruise doesn't exist and, even though one of them is a Scientologist and the other is married to Will Smith who was in Hitch with the fat bloke who's in The King Of Queens with the Scientologist, everyone seems to have taken the bait. Now Penelope Cruz has decided to say that she's seen Suri Cruise too:
"I've met her, she's really beautiful. She's one of the most beautiful babies I've ever seen."
That's a very sweet thing for Penelope Cruz to say, especially since it didn't even have a whiff of contractual obligation about it…
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
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