The Geldofs are like ants in some respects. They always seem to be floating around despite no-one really wanting them there.
Ants scurry around and get in your food on a summer day. Whilst we wouldn't out it past Bob Geldof to steal your sandwiches and give them to the starving, he is an annoying twat. Just like ants.
Bob Geldof can't quite get over the fact he failed in his mission to get a McDonalds in every African country. They?ve had to deal with Burger King instead. But hey, he's trying to do the world some good. Unlike his daughters Peaches and Pixie who use the Geldof name in vain to try and make us think they are vaguely important.
Peaches and Pixie are the annoying offspring who prance around scumholes like Camden like they own the place. Once they are refused entry to trendy nightclubs and the chicest kebab shops, they bring out the inevitable line ?Don't you know who we are?? The bouncers say no and the result sees a couple of spoilt kids trot off into the night.
Despite being fairly young, the sisters have both had lucrative media careers. These include TV shows, magazine columns and na?ve girls thinking they are some sort of inspirational figures. So, did they work hard in school, go to university and gain all the key experience needed for the big bad scary media world? No, they leeched off daddy?s name and scored their way to fame that way.
We can't really remember what Peaches Geldof has done, but we can recall the stupid bint suddenly getting married towards the end of 2008. Like everyone else, we didn't see this happening. However we were quite right in predicting that this marriage wasn?t to be, and it would soon end in tatters. Surely it wasn?t a cheap PR stunt for her then husband?s band? If so, it didn't work, as we can't remember the name of them. We possibly recall the band being called The Bellends, but that could be an overall description of them all.
Whilst Peaches has also done DJ work where she cues up tracks on iTunes, she is now taking on a more serious musical role. According to Now magazine:
The socialite has formed Kiss And Makeup with pal Johnny Makeup.
Let's hope that this isn't a bad play on name. Because you see his surname is Makeup, so the songs could all be wretched love songs about the pain of a romance when a boyfriend steals your guinea pig. Yeah, that sounds about right, but we're not overly bothered if we're wrong. If you're a bit odd in the head, we recommend getting to one of their gigs; they probably won't last as long as Peaches’ marriage.
Don't expect them to see them in our MySpace Trawl feature anytime soon. Unless we run out of bands to write about/forget to do it and need a reserve band to scribble about.
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Shooty* says
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Matthew Laidlow says
I’ve since seen the show Shooty* and I’m glad I never made the final cut on Geldof’s magazine project / TV show. It was gash to say the least.
Shooty* says
I can well imagine
*shudder*