Paz de la Huerta – who you’ve never heard of because she’s an actress on Boardwalk Empire, which is only watched by eight broadsheet writers and a handful of saps in slacks – has been charged with assault.
Who has she attacked? Well, you’ll be fizzing with excitement when you discover that she set-about ‘City’ star Samantha Swetra.
Amazing! It would appear that Paz has been charged with 5 misdemeanor charges, including two counts of 3rd degree assault, 4th degree criminal possession of a weapon, attempted assault and harassment. Great list.
Hilariously (because it is amazingly trashy), Paz is reported to have lobbed a glass at Samantha and followed it up with a punch square in the face of this Samantha character at a party at the Standard Hotel. This means De la Huerta will be going back to court on May 19th to say sorry and do her best to say she was misunderstood when she yelled:
‘I’m a real actress on HBO! She’s a fake actress publicity-seeker!’
Even classier, Paz apparently went about her fight while (allegedly) drunk as a skunk, falling all over the place with her boobs hanging out. Fantastic.
Swetra was having a nice time talking to Lindsay Lohan at the time. We knew (and hoped) that she wouldn’t be able to stay away from trouble for too long.
There, thrilled spectators watch a scrap that apparently saw de la Huerta beating Swetra repeatedly until her nose and mouth poured with crimson, b-list blood. If she is convicted, de la Huerta could have a nice time sulking in prison for a year.
Now, if other celebrities could take note, this is the kind of behaviour we expect of you, okay?
Sort it out.
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T-Cake says
So she’s basically the same person in real life as the character she plays on HBO. Does that really count as acting?