Pay A Celebrity To Talk To You
Celebrities are truly the pinnacle of God's creations. They make us laugh, cry, smirk, and just emote in general. They're so giving, signing those multi-million dollar movie contracts to keep their fans happy – not for the money.
Yes, for celebrities, the fan is always number one. They are constantly looking for selfless ways to connect with us. Also, they're looking for ways to do it for money. And over the phone.
There's a service – Hollywood Is Calling – out there that will get your favourite celebrities to call you on the phone for nothing more than cash money. When we said they'd be your favourite celebrity, we meant out of all the C, D, and E -listers.
They've got two different phone thingies listed – a phone appearance, and a live call. We're pretty sure we know what a live call is, but we don't know what a phone appearance is. What ever it is though, it must be good, because it's right costly.
You can get a Hollywood Is Calling phone appearance from Butch Patrick (Eddie Munster) for $300, or a live call for the very affordable price of $19.95. Gary Jones (The little nerdy computer guy on Stargate SG-1) is doling out phone appearances for $300, and live phone appearances for $19.95. We know who he is because someone told us. We're far too cool for Sci-fi. Ahem.
The wonderful people at Hollywood Is Calling have even got Richard Hatch for your listening pleasure – no, not the first survivor/tax scandal winner, Apollo from the original Battlestar Galactica. Ahem. His phone appearance is going for $300.
Oh, and that's not all, there's also bunches of celebs that are so famous you've never even heard of them. You want to know exactly who? Would you like to contract their services? Wanna get them to call you so you can push your script on 'em?
Well there's only one way that's gonna happen now, isn't there.
