Since separating from Heather Mills, Paul McCartney has missed a woman's touch – their sweet fragrance, the silky lustre of their hair, the way they scream in confused terror when they're stabbed in the arm with a sawn-off wineglass.
But it looks like Paul McCartney has had enough of the single life, as he's been romantically linked with a separated New York millionairess called Nancy Shevell who he's been seen snuggling up to and kissing a handful of times already. While it's clear what Paul McCartney sees in Nancy Shevell – a woman who drips class and has never to our knowledge gone on breakfast TV and said the world 'paedophile' in an extraordinarily high-pitched voice – it's slightly harder to see what Nancy Shevell sees in elderly dough-faced grandmother-impersonator Paul McCartney the former Beatle and multi-multimillionaire.
It must be the way he smells or something.
Aside from every piece of music he's made since 1980, Paul McCartney can do no wrong in the eyes of the public. He was in The Beatles for a start, which tends to buy most people a lot of goodwill, plus his first wife died of cancer and he's single-handedly keeping the Brighton and Hove hairdye industry afloat, so what's not to love?
And the affection the public has for Paul McCartney – having already seem him through some dreadful mullets and that bastard iTunes advert – shows no sign of letting up thanks to his soon-to-be ex-wife Heather Mills and her unique talent for obliquely banging on about what a bastard Paul McCartney is all the time. For instance, when Heather Mills claimed that Paul McCartney stabbed her in the arm with a wineglass, the public responded by secretly wishing that Paul McCartney had gone for the windpipe instead. In short, Paul McCartney always wins.
So, by and large, the public will be behind Paul McCartney whoever he picks as his next girlfriend. For a while that looked a lot like it'd be Renee Zellweger, but that's all fallen by the wayside now it's been reported that Paul McCartney is currently dating Nancy Shevell, an old friend of Paul's who has recently separated from millionaire lawyer Bruce Blakeman.
Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell have been seen out around six times so far, eating sushi and watching movies and driving along the beach and even 'kissing tenderly' if reports are to be believed. At the moment this is all just speculation, though – nobody knows for sure if Paul and Nancy are a couple and, even if they are, it's impossible to tell if it'll go on to become anything serious.
And although it's rumoured that Paul McCartney was recently seen in a lingerie shop, nobody even knows if Paul McCartney and Linda Shevell have even consummated their relationship yet. The only thing that Paul McCartney has said on the matter so far is:
“The only comment I have is that it’s a beautiful day.”
Oh, they're totally doing it. Now we just need to spend the rest of our lives painfully trying to remove the traumatic mental image of Paul McCartney having sex.
Bowers60 says
Paul McCartney’s life is nobody’s business really so nobody has to worry about any kind of “traumatic mental image of Paul McCartney having sex”. That’s in poor taste. I wish all of the press would just leave the McCartney family alone, including Heather, so they can work out their issues. the more the press bugs her the more vocal she becomes and it’s just wrong.
To Heather: you need to put your past away and move into the future without Sir Paul.
to Sir Paul: You need to tell the world to mind their own business and leave you alone.
As To the Beatles fans: We still love you and your music.
Shiver says
“Paul McCartney’s life is nobody’s business really”
He’s a celebrity. It’s in the (unwritten) contract.
Jon Eccles says
If I was a scientist, and I wanted to find where the talent in the Beatles was, I would isolate each component of the band as a control experiment.
Fortunately life has run this experiment for us. The Lennon component gave us Imagine, the McCartney component gave us Wings.
If only Chapman had a thing about McCartney.
gir says
I wish the press would leave Heather Mills alone so she can stop being forced to appear on talk shows against her will to tell everyone in the entire universe what a horrible shitheel Paul McCartney is.
I wish the public would leave Paul McCartney alone so he can stop being forced to release album after album of tuneless, soulless pap (which he clearly is unenthusiastic about) and then be forced to play concerts full of geriatrics for gajillions of dollars.
I wish the world would leave all celebrities alone so that they can be forced into attention whoring the way the rest of us do it: thinly veiled sarcasm on gossip blogs.
Ray says
Heather Mills might be losing it, but she has been pushed to the edge by Paul McCartney and his team of under-handed goons. Remember people, MONEY TALKS, and bullshit walks. Bullshit being Paul McCartney. Paul McCartney is a ruthless, cunning and manipulative sod who wants us to think he can do not wrong. This cheap (cheap being the operative word) excuse for a man and musician does not deserve to be happy. It is just a matter of time before this Nancy Shevel woman sees through him. Paul McCartney is so full of himself that he actually thinks people do not beleive Heather Mills. Think again McCartney because you would be surprised if you knew how many people and even your so-called friends believe Heather Mills. In a perfect world Paul McCartney would mysteriously disappear.
yvette says
Lay of Paul Mccartney… Hes a decent guy who also is a fabulous musician, song writer and singer. Heather Mills brings all the sh*t on her self for bein a money grabbing bItch. in an ideal world heather mills would leave the poor innocent child with paul and go and never show her face again im sick of it!! Shes makin paul look bad but shes the bad one!!
charmfaye says
Is there many ex wifes who have good things to say about their ex husbands? Not many! And not many walk away with millions of dollars. Heather should count her blessings . Silently!
Darcy says
What a ridiculous attack on Paul McCartney. He is a genius. People can’t help getting older, wo someday when the loser who wrote this article gets older and finds they no longer look like a castmember from High School Musical, they will be ashamed of themselves for trashing a man’s looks who is pushing 70. It is obvious what Nancy sees in Paul.
wendy says
I seem to wonder why we don’t wait to have marriage before a woman and a man lives together…but linda lived with our sweetheart in their romance and finally married. Now maybe Paul is thinking the same way, and he wants to rekindle this romance again with his new flame, Nancy. God bless, and hope it is for a lifetime.
suzie says
I think that Paul McCartney gets what he wants now, and like Ringo, he can forget whatever we fans think. If he’s all hot for his new love Nancy, then why would he want to give her up for any of our crowd. He shops and marries and then we cry that nobody is good enough for him. Well, maybe thats where we’re wrong, because everyone finds someone to love, and if he’s happy with her, nobody can change his mind!
cathy jo buckley, Sharpsville, PA says
I have been in love with Paul McCartney and his music my entire life! I am an avid Beatles Fan and am appalled at the comments I have just read—how dare the press slam him for being old and finding a “New Love Interest.” What the Hell? You should be saluting him for all of his MAJOR TALENT, not to mention his ability and desire to be romantic with a woman at this time in his life. HOW DARE YOU ALL–I am assuming that you must be viscously envious of this incredible “KNIGHTED SUPERSTAR” to write such malicious crap about him. Like practically 85% of the American women population, I have dreamed of being given a chance just to meet this awesome Icon who has given us music-making history, a multitude of songs that will live forever. What business is it of yours what Mr. McCartney does with his sex life? LET THE MAN LIVE HIS LIFE!!!! We’ve lost Mr. Lennon and Mr. Harrison – 1/2 of the greatest band in the entire world. Can you somehow try to allow the other two living members of that band alone to live their lives and grow old graciously as God intends for everyone?
Shame on you, Jon Eccles, how could you ever say that? Nobody ever wished John Lennon’s death on him, why would you wish that on Paul?
cathy jo buckley, Sharpsville, PA says
HEATHER MILLS IS NOT FORCED TO APPEAR ANYWHERE, IT IS WHAT SHE THRIVES ON, WAKE UP GIR–WHY DO YOU THINK SHE APPEARED ON, THEN FELL DOWN ON DANCING WITH THE STARS? MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.
IT WAS SO MUCH FUN TO SEE THAT B**** FALL! MONEY-GRABBING PORN STAR!!!!!!!!!
cathy jo buckley, Sharpsville, PA says
Hey Ray,
If Sir Paul is all that you claim, how do you think he managed to hold a 30-year marriage together? Did you ever watch THE LINDA McCARTNEY STORY? Has Heather seemed to slip clear of the tabloids these days cause all is OVER with her? She’s garbage that we throw out.
sparky says
Here it is Sunday afternoon in the United States of America, and Phil Spector was endited for murder of Lana Clarkson. I know he worked with the Beatles, and am wondering about relationships between men and women. In my life, I have tried and tried to get a man, and they just frustrate me. Paul is quite lucky to have had a great wife, Linda, for 28 years, and a child Bea by Miss Mills. I think that Nancy enjoys Paul’s time.
Louh* says
Comment pouvez vous dire que c’est un traumastisme mentale de l’imaginer en train de baiser … ??!
Mais ce mec est un sex simbol pardi !
Lou says
I sincerely hope you’ve been shot since you wrote this.
Kaylee says
Whoever wrote this needs to stay out of Paul McCartney’s love life. When I got to the part when she called him a “Elderly Dough-Faced Grandmother Inpersonator” I frowned and immediately started to hate the writer. HOW DARE YOU!! Stay out of his f*****g Sex life! He may be a celebrity, but he’s still human. I have been a huge fan of the beatles and Paul McCartney since I was really young and it really hurts me to see his personal life being thrown out for everyone to see. Your articles are s**t and I hope I never see your article ever again.
REAL PERSONch says
How do you know what sex really is, doesnt sound like youve had muh. Paul Mccartney was and still is one of the sexiest men out there you fool.