The UK is currently wrapped up in a major terror threat which has seen bombs failing to go off outside nightclubs in London and, in Glasgow, people turning themselves into human torches to annoyingly delay people's holidays.  

Seeing as how this is a major threat to the country's security, it's refreshing to see that bloody Paris Hilton is still creeping her cock-sucking skinny arse into the media’s attention. But what has Paris Hilton done to give deserve the column inches this time? Break another law? Set up a charity organisation? Has she been found lying drugged-up on some ridiculously posh nightclub floor? Sadly not – more disappointingly all this fuss is over the fact that some weirdos have decided to rummage through Paris Hilton's rubbish to sell her shit. We're not quite sure how we can expand on that one sentence, to be honest, but we’ll definitely try our best to fill in the time. Kind of like Ricky Gervais at the Princess Diana concert, only less awkwardly and without that bloody dance.

So, yeah, Paris Hilton. It appears that the almost-stalker sounding website hollywoodstartrash has been raiding through her wheelie bin to see what crap they can find and then pawn it off to any misguided fans who want to get closer to their idol. This being the person who cries because she loves herself, went to jail because she broke her own court order, oddly escaped from prison for an undisclosed medical reason, then went back to prison to howls of delight from the roughty-tufty lesbians waiting to maul her to death.

Among the crap found in Paris Hilton’s bin include a 24-piece make-up set, a used deodorant stick, some used tissues and all kinds of other nonsense. Digital Spy reports:

A selection of items found in Paris Hilton's rubbish bins, including a can of gourmet dog food, have been sold on the internet auction site eBay… The tin of dog food, which fetched $305 in auction, was produced by Party Animal Inc, and is sold in nearly 200 outlets across Southern California and New York. Other items included a used toothbrush sold for $305, two envelopes sent to her during her stint in jail for $510, and a used Coke can, purchased for $51.

Why any normal person would want to buy someone else’s used crap is beyond us. But hey, we’re just normal people like you. Bashing our minds together, we've wondered what items people would want to buy from us. Used bits of chewing gum for a quid? How about paying us a fiver for our left over Sunday lunch or even £20 for our used toenail clippings? Leave any request in the box below and we will get back to you once we've stop laughing at your stalkerish tendencies towards us. 

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Hilton's Rubbish Sold On eBay – Digital Spy