Paris Hilton’s Absinthe Cake Is Stolen From Her Birthday Party As Earth Enters End-Game

Never let it be said that hecklerspray doesn’t bring you the really important, hard-hitting news. While every Tom, Dick and Harry tries their hand at overthrowing their government, Britain decides to close down libraries filled with the opportunity for self-improvement and betterment, the world stood still when the news broke of Paris Hilton’s birthday cake … Continue reading Paris Hilton’s Absinthe Cake Is Stolen From Her Birthday Party As Earth Enters End-Game