Paris Hilton had been best friends with Nicole Richie since the age of two – and yet did not attend the wedding of she and Joel Madden. Was Paris dying, finally, of some horrid communicable disease?
Was she otherwise busy finding the cure for her inevitable bevy of STDs? Was she washing her hair? Was she heck!
The wedding of Nicole was attended by celebrities lower on the food chain than former-best friend, Paris. There was friend, and companion on her bachelorrette party, Samantha Ronson, and Gwen Stefani, and Khloe Kardashian-Odom.
The latter two of whom only seemed to have tentative links to the pair and were probably there more for the publicity. Any dissolving friendship probably means less than magazine cover sales – so we’re going to blithely assume names were cut out of People magazine and put into a hat, and weren’t taken from Richie’s address book. That’s pretty much the assertion of some American outlets, who are speculating wildly as to why Paris didn’t bother turning up to last Saturday’s ceremony.
E! Online suggests Paris was too busy being Paris to tear herself away from… herself, ‘Paris was shooting her Oxygen reality series in Vegas this weekend, where one of her cast mates was celebrating [a] birthday.’ A dash of ‘Really?’ and a pinch of ‘Sounds about right.’ We’ll bite.
Us Weekly joins in, clarifying why such famewhoring is so offensive to Nicole’s delicate sensibilities.
?Nicole knew very well that having Paris involved would have inevitably turned a special night into being about their friendship,? a source tells UsMagazine.com. ?Nicole?s life is completely different now.? In fact, Richie didn't even bother to invite Hilton, her best friend since the age of 2, to attend the winter-themed ceremony. And though Richie?s pals Khloe Kardashian and Samantha Ronson made the final guest list, a source close to Hilton tells Us that the 29-year-old socialite ?isn't dwelling on it too much.?
?She and Nicole aren't close anymore, but there are no hard feelings there,? the insider explains. ?They just grew up and apart.?
Precious Nicole, and her precious babies, and precious husband didn’t want Paris’s petri dish pants infecting their ceremony and making the day all about her.
Oh, wait.
This was a guest post by Amy Grindhouse, so lets have a massive street party in her honour!
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Darr247 says
Heh… petri dish pants. That’s real ill.