Paris Hilton is a woman of incredible vengeance – she didn’t get this powerful because everyone in her family is a billionaire.

Oh, wait, yes she did. Our mistake. Anyway, Paris Hilton has has jewellery worth $2 million burgled from her bedroom and she’s furious about it. And that intense fury has led Paris to come to one conclusion: that the burglar had been in her bedroom before.

So now the police are drawing up a suspect list based on all the men who have ever been in Paris Hilton’s bedroom. Something tells us we’re going to here a while, people.