So. You’re Paris Hilton. Wait, wait, take that man’s penis out of your mouth, we haven’t finished yet. OK, you’re Paris Hilton. You’ve just been arrested and charged with felony cocaine possession after a police officer found a bag of drugs in your handbag. Luckily you have a cast-iron excuse – the bag isn’t yours. … Continue reading Paris Hilton Several Times Stupider Than Anybody Imagined