Comments on: Paris Hilton Releases Song About Her BFF, Presumably Herself http://www.hecklerspray.com/paris-hilton-releases-song-about-her-bff-presumably-herself/200816432.php Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:16:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: magnetite http://www.hecklerspray.com/paris-hilton-releases-song-about-her-bff-presumably-herself/200816432.php/comment-page-1#comment-640782 magnetite Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:44:12 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=16432#comment-640782 Here's a short list of things I would rather do than listen to Paris Hilton's song/show/voice/breathing: Become the willing sex slave to the revivified corpse of Pol Pot, Have a concoction of Domestos and Pop Rocks injected into my brain through the fontanelle, Have all of my limbs replaced by ironing boards. Here’s a short list of things I would rather do than listen to Paris Hilton’s song/show/voice/breathing:

Become the willing sex slave to the revivified corpse of Pol Pot,
Have a concoction of Domestos and Pop Rocks injected into my brain through the fontanelle,
Have all of my limbs replaced by ironing boards.

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