Paris Hilton-Related Newspaper Headline Of The Year
The standard working practise for hecklerspray is for all of its ultra gorgeous and talented writers to hunt high and low to find stories to bring to you which we can then rip to shreds with our razor sharp wit and humour.
Usually we have to inject some jokes to make even the most boring of articles barely interesting. However, it looks The Sun has beaten us to a story on one of our favourite people. In a nutshell, Paris Hilton has added a cat to torment her pet collection. How did The Sun report this? Only by making the perverted cogs in our heads go into overdrive! Based on her shitty porn past we were quite let down by the actual content. Bah.
