Paris Hilton – for all her lazy-eyed, slurring dimwittedness – is very successful. Her TV show is popular, her home sex tape was popular and you only went to see House Of Wax because Paris Hilton was in it.
But one of the biggest aspects of being a success is acknowledging your limitations. And that’s not something that Paris Hilton seems capable of doing: if reports are to be believed, Paris is recording an album with Oscar-winning rappers Three 6 Mafia. Hopefully the album will come out soon – there’s nothing we’d love to see more than a Paris Hilton / Kevin Federline double-header on Top Of The Pops.
We’re not sure how Paris Hilton (CDs) manages to do so much. If she’s not selling her family as cartoons, she’s in court getting restraining orders
against her. And that leaves hardly any time for Paris Hilton to waft
around saying how hot and sexy everything is like she’s got some kind
of syndrome, much less for weeing in taxis.
Even now, Paris Hilton is managing to film the 11-year-old propositioning new series of The Simple Life with Nicole Richie, but she’s still managed to lay down some funky-ass tracks with Three 6 Mafia
– the group who were most recently seen leaping about like burning
puppies after winning an Oscar for their song It’s Hard Out There For A
Pimp. Jordan "Juicy J" Houston of Three 6 Mafia explained the Paris
Hilton hookup to The Commercial Appeal newspaper:
"We ran into her
at a William Morris Agency party and she said she
liked our song `Stay Fly’ and asked could we work with her… We let
her listen to a dance track and she really liked it and plans to record
And that’s all we know. Surely we can’t be the only ones terrified by how vague these details are, can we?
[story by Stuart Heritage]