Paris Hilton is suffering. Not only is Paris in the midst of a psychologically-testing 45-day jail sentence, but now Paris Hilton’s talent agency has dropped her too – plus it’s like wicked hard to make a pair of cack-streaked jailhouse trousers look hot.

Perhaps the only thing more shocking than realising that Paris Hilton’s talent agency Endeavor has dropped her as a client when she’s at her most emotionally vulnerable is realising that, wait, Paris Hilton had a talent agency? That means that House Of Wax, The Simple Life and that awful album about blind stars were actually part of a professional strategy and not just a series of dumbly-fluffed ventures that Paris Hilton sort of wafted into on a whim? And also, Paris Hilton has a talent? We clearly haven’t invested enough stock into the creative process of mumbling the same four words all day and then sucking blokes off on the internet.