Paris Hilton Made Of Pink Cardboard! On Some Guy’s Lawn!

Paris Hilton gets all sorts of free publicity these days: Car wrecks, bulimia allegations from her friends and broken engagements are just a few. The latest one she has absolutely nothing to do with. Sort of.

Prior arrestee and borderline artist Joe Moretti is a regular guy living in middle class Rhode Island.  On his front lawn he put up life size pics of Paris Hilton in several poses, wearing skimpy pink clothing, big boots, and probably not hunching face first into a toilet after a big meal.

Did you catch the prior arrestee part starting off that last
paragraph? Yeah, it ends up that Joe Moretti is on the wrong side of loopy. He
enjoys the attentions of celebrities a little too much, be it on his
front lawn or in various court rooms. Prior to the giant Paris Hilton (DVDs) malarkey, the last famous object of his
creativity was non other than former inmate #55170-054, aka Martha
Stewart. Moretti trespassed on her property last year.

The celebrity obsession doesn’t end there either, past subjects of
his holiday lawn love have included Madonna, Princess Diana and Liberace.
Martha Stewart made life-size cardboard appearances on his front lawn
as well.

Getting back to Paris Hilton, if her bulimic accusations are true, then
Moretti has good timing. Think of all the money he must have saved on
pink ink by not having to print out mammoth proportions of side flab.
Making a similar shrine in 25 year’s time when Paris Hilton is multi-divorced and
flubby chubby from eating futuristic cheetos while thumbing through old
news clippings of her glory days, that’d be right expensive.

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[story by Shawn Lindseth]