As a person currently using the internet, chances are you don't have any friends. But Paris Hilton wants to change all that right now.
Because Paris Hilton wants you to be her friend. Well, not you obviously. Someone who's a little less likely to stab her in the eye in a fit of rage within 20 seconds of meeting her. You know, someone who – shudder – actually likes Paris Hilton.
Yesterday Paris Hilton launched her new reality TV show, entitled Paris Hilton's My New BFF – short for 'best friend forever'. The show was going to be called Paris Hilton's My New BFFTPOASLRTSAICINS – short for 'best friend for the purposes of a short-lived reality TV show and I'm certain it's not sincere', but BFF's just that little bit snappier.
You! Yes you! Do you judge friendship on the amount of invisible bruises you receive? Maybe on the ease in which your telephone can be hacked? Perhaps you like nothing more than feeling a growing sense of inadequacy as you're constantly mocked and judged by a group of sneering, vaguely parasitic brats with moderately famous parents? What? You fit into all three of these categories? Well then, Paris Hilton has got an offer for you!
When it was previously reported that Paris Hilton was looking for a friend through a reality TV show, we thought it was an evil Illuminati trick to weed out the world's most clueless percentile and enslave it for menial labour on its seven-foot lizardman farm. But we were mistaken. This Paris Hilton reality TV friend search really exists and, as Reuters reports, yesterday Paris Hilton's My New BFF got its official launch:
Hilton, 27, unveiled the series, with the working title "Paris Hilton's My New BFF," during a news conference at a luxury home high in the Hollywood Hills on Thursday. Production on the 10-episode series is slated to begin in Los Angeles at the end of May, with an air date scheduled for the fourth quarter of 2008… The 20 finalists will move into a house with Hilton, and will learn from the master about "normal girl stuff," like fashion, parties and shopping… "[I want] someone that I can just trust, someone who's not gonna stab me in the back like has happened a lot in this town, someone I can have fun with."
But how will the number of aspiring Paris Hilton friends be whittled down to 20? Simple! Through www.parisbff.com – a website where Paris Hilton's wannabe friends can upload pictures and videos of themselves and get rated by the public.
However, only some of Paris Hilton finalist BFFs will be found on the website. Frankly if any get let through we'd be surprised, since at the moment the entrants seem to have misheard the title of the show as Paris Hilton's The New Target Of My Berserk Campaign Of Disturbing Obsession or Dude, I Bet I Can Totally Fuck Paris Hilton.
However, if you're thinking about signing up for Paris Hilton's My New BFF, you should probably do it. After all, you'll probably win – Paris' last BFF was Nicole Richie, so the bar hasn't exactly been set very high.
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Sheela Lemoriya says
Hi! are you only searching for guy. I am a big fan of hilton so i also would like to b a part of your show. i m from India.
if it is possible plz conclude me.