Paris Hilton For I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, Apparently

Since leaving jail earlier this year, Paris Hilton has vowed to try and make the world a better place - and that's something she apparently plans to do by gagging on a kangaroo anus with a bloke who used to be in Holby City once.

That's right - Paris Hilton is reportedly going to be one of the contestants on next month's new series of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. According to reports, producers of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here have offered Paris Hilton £500,000 to take part in the show. And it's a win-win for all - not only will Paris Hilton earn a crapload of cash by whoring herself out on a reality TV show that most of her fellow Americans won't see, but she'll also get to reinforce her new tough-guy credentials by living in a jungle for a fortnight. And, fingers crossed, if Paris Hilton does well at I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, she might even one day become as famous as Kerry Katona. That's the dream, at least.

You might not think that world-famous millionaire hotel heiress Paris Hilton is used to the hard life, but that's where you'd be wrong. Remember that time that Paris Hilton pissed in a taxi? That's was slumming it bigstyle for Paris, because usually the only taxis she pisses in are carved from a single giant diamond. And, rumour has it, one day on the set of House Of Wax, the craft services served up a tuna nicoise salad without any chervil in it - which, at that point in time, was the closest Paris Hilton had ever come to living in famine-stricken Africa.

But going to jail changed Paris Hilton. Although Paris may have entered jail an ultra-annoying overprivileged amateur porno star, but the 23 days of sleeping on a substandard pillow and only chatting to a handful of celebrities toughened her up beyond recognition. Somehow, sitting alone in a room for little over three weeks made Paris Hilton realise there's a world out there that needs her help, which is why she's agreed to go to Rwanda to look at children.

But, much more than that, it's also why Paris Hilton might have agreed to be a guest on the next series of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, the popular reality TV show where people who used to be famous go to Australia, chew on animal testicles while covered in cockroaches and then emerge the other side with an ITV2 television show and a frozen food manufacturer endorsement deal. Now magazine reports:

Paris Hilton is set to appear on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! The heiress, 26, is reported to have been offered £500k to be one of the contestants in the new series of the ITV show, which starts on 12 November. Paris is hoping that a stint in the wild will change her socialite image. 'She's terrified of bugs and snakes but she is willing to give this a go to show the world that she isn't just a party animal,' a source tells the Daily Star.  

Of course, as well as the money, Paris Hilton might be keen on the public rehabilitation that appearing on shows like I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here offers. Just look at David Gest - he was the freakazoid ex-husband of Liza Minnelli until he appeared on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, at which point he became the freakazoid ex-husband of Liza Minnelli who sometimes made up funny names for his cousins. And that's exactly what Paris Hilton needs to set her back on the straight and narrow again.

Of course, it could just be that, with less than a month before I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here starts, people are just spuriously using Paris Hilton's name to drum up a bit of publicity for the show. For all we know Paris Hilton hasn't even heard of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and, if that's the case, whoever came up with this story should be ashamed. Because it's going to be more of an inevitably crushing disappointment than ever when it's revealed that the real contestants this year are Chesney Hawkes, one of the mute Liberty X boys, a man who played second division football in the late 1970s and the fat girl who used to do You've Been Framed.

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