Paris Hilton’s big list of things she isn’t very good at contains entries like ‘acting,’ ‘singing,’ and ‘having two symmetrical eyes’ – but it looks like Paris Hilton might have to now add ‘driving a car well enough to avoid jail’ to the foot of the list too.

After Paris Hilton was found driving her car down Sunset Boulevard last month – despite having her license revoked as part of a previous drink-driving punishment – police were keen to throw the book at her. And now it looks like that’ll happen, since the Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office announced yesterday that Paris Hilton violated the terms of her probation and faces up to 90 days in jail. Not that it’ll bother Paris Hilton, obviously, as she’s already got a criminal record – it’s called Stars Are Blind. Ha! Stars Are Blind! Criminal record! Are you with us? Are you with us? Right? Anybody?