Comments on: Paris Hilton Equals Perfect Wife, Says Obviously Android Boyfriend

By: Paris Hilton Makes a New Video. One That Doesn’t Involve Sex. | Hecklerspray

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:11:19 +0000

[...] a sex tape. Paris’ credentials for the presidency aren’t that bad either – she is the perfect wife after all and she’s a genius, though she may run some of her voters over if she isn’t [...]

By: The Dread Pirate Sausage!

The Dread Pirate Sausage! — Sun, 04 May 2008 09:53:09 +0000

LATE POST!! \o/

By: Lanna

Lanna — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:44:42 +0000

My only question is did Nick Carter get a medal for services to mankind? He should have.

By: Whorehey

Whorehey — Thu, 01 May 2008 19:53:55 +0000

Anyone who is a Good Charlotte fan couldn’t be discriminating enough to hate Paris Hilton, right?

If Paris Hilton is wife material then Josef Fritzl is Father of the Year material…

By: toolahroolahroolah

toolahroolahroolah — Thu, 01 May 2008 19:51:51 +0000

The spelling mistakes are not Ms. Hyde’s fault.

Exposure to these celebrities is toxic like radiation.
Typing B@@ji shortened her life by decades.

Poor Ms. Hyde will probably be bald by morning.

By: gir

gir — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:07:57 +0000

“Yeah, the kind of fans that have three speeds and are electric.”

There’s about 7 Paris Hilton/RealDoll/Stepford wife/sex toy jokes in here, but none of them strike me as the perfect one.

By: gir

gir — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:30:45 +0000

This week on Awesome or Off-putting: Good Charlotte Fans!

Pretty easily answered though. In what kind of universe would a band like Good Charlotte having fans be considered “awesome”? Certainly not the creation of a just and loving God, I can tell you that much right now.

By: Annette Hyde

Annette Hyde — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:23:28 +0000

There would be a prize if we had a staff member who had time to count all of them. Anyone with extra time is out hunting the mysterious existence of Good Charlotte fans.

By: mst3kster

mst3kster — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:21:54 +0000

Yeah, the kind of fans that have three speeds and are electric.

By: gir

gir — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:04:08 +0000

Good Charlotte has fans now?

Huh.

By: Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:48:56 +0000

Is there a prize for guessing the exact number of spelling mistakes?