Paris Hilton Engaged

Paris Hilton (Books) has got engaged to her Greek shipping millionaire boyfriend Paris Latsis.

According to reports, the pair announced their plans to marry at a private barbeque for friends at Hilton’s Beverly Hills mansion, and then they all danced to Gwen Stephani records. Lovely.

Paris Hilton, famous for having sex all over the internet, said of her fiance, "I feel like we are meant to be and I’m happy to have found someone to spend the rest of my life with" in an interview with US Weekly magazine.

Apparently, Latsis proposed as Hilton returned from a European promotional trip for her film House Of Wax, all about a bunch of teenagers being scared by some wax. He has chosen a selection of engagement rings for his bride-to-be to pick from, all probably covered with diamonds the size of J-Lo’s bum.

Will the marriage beat Nicky Hilton’s three months? Where will the wedding be held? What on earth would you buy the super-rich couple for a wedding present? Will we now have to endure a rubbish reality TV show about Paris and Paris?

We’ll answer these questions as soon as we can.