Paris Hilton Accused Of Flooring Photographer With Car
Then buzz it up
April 27th, 2008 at 20:35 by Paul Sorrenti
Blonde thingy Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden are being investigated by police for an alleged hit and run, according to The Sun.
They are accused of driving over photographer Glen Gurniak’s foot as they left a club in Los Angeles Thursday.
Gurniak was left grounded, squealing in pain, as if he were nothing more than a piece of disposable paparazzi trash.
However, he soon got up to file a police report against them with the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department. Spokesman Steve Witmore said:
“The incident is currently under investigation.”
Benji Madden was driving, with Paris in the passenger seat. Gurniak explained exactly what he thought happened:
“There were too many people that side of the car ,so he swung the wheels in my direction on the other side of the car and got my foot trapped under the wheel. I yelled at him, ’Dude, you’ve pinched my foot under the wheel, don’t drive, don’t drive.’ He turned and looked at me out of the window and then just drove. I fell to the floor as the car stopped and was just laying on the floor as everyone was screaming at him that he’d run me over.”
Last year Paris was jailed for violating a drink-driving probation, despite considering herself too pretty to be there in the first place. She behaved so well that she was released early, despite apparently trying to kill herself, as well as receiving death threats.
She surely wants to avoid going through all that again - sitting in the passenger seat is probably a good start.
But that’s not the end of worries; just yesterday she was officially labelled with the blame for the upcoming destruction of humanity in its entirety.
A video of Gurniak screaming in the aftermath has been posted at TMZ, showing the alleged victim’s shoe with a tyre-ish marking on it.
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April 27th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
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April 28th, 2008 at 4:43 am
somehow i just can’t work up the motivation to care about any single person involved in this story
May 6th, 2008 at 10:14 am
It’s a very bad news… Why did they running away? It’s horrible..