It must be fun being the most powerful celebrity in the world. Right now, that mantle apparently falls to Oprah Winfrey. Oprah was recently turned away from a boutique in Paris. They’ve apologised, but boy, is she mad.
Oprah was shopping in Paris and wanted to visit the Hermes store in Paris after closing time. When Hermes turned Oprah away, she felt "humiliated" and is planning to talk about the incident on her TV show.
But…but…she’s Oprah Winfrey (DVDs), and the French staff had the audacity to treat her like a normal person? How dare they!
A spokesman for Oprah’s production company has called it her "Crash
moment", referring to the miserable race relations movie that recently opened in
America. It’s not for us to suggest that the incident was or wasn’t
racially motivated.
But, by the accounts given, it seems like Hermes had just closed,
and the staff were busy preparing an after-hours presentation of some
ready-to-wear clothes. Too busy to stand around aimlessly while a
puffed up woman off the telly meanders around wasting everyone’s time,
at least.
Being allowed to shop when a store is closed is a perk of celebrity,
not a right. And some might suggest that for Oprah to throw her toys
out of the pram because a French woman told her she couldn’t look at
some clothes comes across as, well, just a little arrogant.
Sure, she’s the most powerful celebrity in the world, but for doing
what? Recommending some books? Jumping up and down shrieking "Everybody
gets a car"? Inviting Tom Cruise onto her show for one of the most
nauseating pieces of television in the history of the medium?
And now she wants to discuss the Hermes incident on her programme. How
fortunate for her to have a large captive audience where she can
complain about shops that wouldn’t let her in when they were already
closed. What next? A half hour documentary about the time her local
newsagents ran out of wine gums? A hard-hitting film about the shocking
incident when one of her servants had a wonky bow tie.
Oprah’s audience isn’t made of people who will identify with not
being able to get into a Paris boutique after it’s closed. How will
they relate to watching an out-of-touch celebrity stamping her feet and
whining about how she really wanted some overpriced clothes? Oprah
should think very carefully before mentioning this on her show.
Hermes have apologised, by the way. But it needn’t have. Would you
have got a formal apology if you were turned away from Hermes as it was
closing? Of course not.
Where do you stand on this? Do you think Oprah was right to be offended? Or maybe you think she’s behaving like a spoilt brat. Leave your comments below.
[story by Stuart Heritage]
jOHN says
Oprah may be famous in the US. She is just another person anywhere else in the world.
Just another Hollywood spoilt little person
BUGZLIFE says
My guess is that they didn’t know who she was, and only saw a black woman, probably in a mixed racial group. Would Paris Hilton have been turned away? Regardless of the store’s reasoning, racism is what it looks like, and those who have been turned away from clubs, stores, and hotels for reasons of race or being American (I lived in Europe for several years) ARE going to identify. Sure, it could be a spoiled brat tantrum, but the taint of racism is stronger.
pob says
It just goes to show how arrogant she is. She reminds me of that prick, Geoffrey Allen, who was obsessed with getting people to adore him on his blog. Sad…very sad.
mike says
The store was closed. if you were working at the store on a friday evening, and somebody wanted to come in and look around while you were busy trying to get out of the store after it was closed. would you let them in? i sure wouldn’t. Paris, Oprah, whoever. i hardly think racism is the motivation. grow up bugzlife. had it been a white person being denied access to the store after it was closed we’d never hear about it. smells more like ignorance, than racism.
guest says
I think she’s behaving like a spoilt brat.
I’m kinda pissed off…
I really agree with this article..
Phyllis says
I am a black woman and I think that it was NOT racism. Racism is having someone refusing to let you in if the story was open and they were letting in all others except people of color. Racism is getting followed around a store for no other reason but that you are black….I’ve had it happen but what is NOT racism is a store not letting you in when they’ve closed for the evening.
I have to say that Oprah is DEAD WRONG!!! The store was closed and she’s not GOD. They treated her like they would have anyone wanting to shop after the store had closed.
I think she should get over herself and apologise.
C Payne says
I think you need all of the facts before you call her spoiled and ignorant. By all accounts Oprah is one of the most humble and giving celebrities so being puffed up on herself is out of character. As the days go on more and more FACTS come out. It would seem that even though the store was “Closed” there were still people there who were being allowed to shop while Oprah was not. Couple that with the fact that she has purchase 13 plus handbags from this place at over $7000 a pop I would be pissed too. And to top it off they were having a supposed private PR party so they couldn’t let one of the most popular and powerful women in the world in which resulted in more bad PR than good. Sounds like a good solid business decision. It kills me when people want to dismiss racism like it is out of the realm of possibility. Everyone prejudges people I don’t care who you are, BUT everyone is not honest or comfortable enough to admit that. Thus, it is easier to dismiss racism as a possibilty. Whatever the case Hermis will suffer for it and in my opinion whether it was the result of racism or bad business they deserve it. Especially after issuing such a flimsy excuse.
Ann says
Oprah Winfrey has got too money and power to be subject to racism. When people see your wallet, racism is usually soon forgotten. She might be a humble and loving person on her show, but she is only human and fame has gone to her head too much and she should expect to be treated like anyone else and put her deeds where her mouth is on her show.
Nanne says
Oprah is just whining about being targeted again! First the damn beef producers and now this. Give me a break – Celebs with respect have their “people” call ahead to ensure the store will allow them to be in and shop after hours or close the store for them. They dont act like spoiled brats banging their hands on the glass windows. Must be nice to have “race” to use at your disposal whenever something doesntgo your way. I’d shop @ Hermes if I could just b/c they stuck to their guns and didnt let her win this one. Must be hard to be treated like a normal person outside of Chicago eh?
Brenda says
From the view of a WHITE business woman, obviously this store is a high priced store and anyone coming is sure to spend high dollar if one of my employees refused service to anyone even if the store had closed just because she wanted to go home or whatever reason i would have fired her. Oprah is a highly respected and wonderful person who would not claim racism unless she truly felt it.thousands of dollars were possibly lost by the store by not allowing her to shop, why not let her in other people were in the store. I believe it was because of her race.Bet if they had known it was Oprah they would have let her in but only for her money.being black and not recognized was the reason i believe she was not let in.
Guest says
It bothers me that the store staff thought it was acceptable to tell Oprah entourage that they have “a problem” with North Africans. I am glad this incident happened to Oprah because that’s the only way black people will learn how to support their own. Why shop where you are not wanted? Hermes, put your merchandize on the street because you are going down!
Vince says
Oprah is just a hoity-toity dingbat – with affectations.
Carlos says
I think Oprah Winfrey needs to get in touch with reality. I would not have apologized if I was Hermes. I would have simply let her know that she needs to plan with the store management to shop after hours because of having to pay overtime to our employees. The store employees have other plans that do not include Oprah. They husbands, wives, family, significant others that are way more important than a talk show hostess shopping in paris.
As far as I am concerned, she is overpaid for what she actually does for society. Mother Teresa did alot more for society with less than what Oprah has done with all her money.
Why doesn’t she get married? She has been living with some guy for a long time. She is not a good role model for marriage and family relationships.
It would be inappropriate to state that it was a “racial” thing that Hermes did not allow her to shop. They might just not like her and her show. If she cries about this incident, she loses alot of class in society’s eyes. By the way, I am black, Native American and French.
Guest says
The store was close! Regardless of what…sales clerks are also human being, they have a life outside of their job, they have family back home waiting for them for dinner at the end of the day. All stores have CLOSING TIMES. CLOSING TIMES are there for a reason. If Oprah wants to shop anytime she wanted, then go somewhere that opens 24hrs…such as Walmart or Target…of course these stores are too cheap and low class for her (where most of us shop). She maybe humble and kind in front of the TV…who she really is as a person in real life…who knows. In front of TV is all about image, that’s why she is who she is today. Oprah is just losing it with all these fames! If she is humble as everyone describes…she would have not mention about this incident in public, and just keep it to herself. Once she decides to bring this to the public…the humble image is no longer in the picture.
Rico says
Hermes will not suffer one bit from this. They are a world class outfit, and somebody like oprah won’t be able to change this. no matter how big and powerful she thinks she is. playing the racism card is a very wrong thing to do. $7000 for a hand bag. with someone so wealthy you’d think she’d be literate enough to read the store hours on the door.
Ran says
Ladies and gentlemen… Celebrities are privy to all sorts of perks that the working people are not. That includes being allowed into stores after hours. I think a) Hermes has benefitted from Oprah’s celebrity and wealth because she has spent oodles of cash in their boutiques, and b) what was the harm in opening the doors to invite in another sale! Ever heard of customer service? Also, and this is what “they” say, there were other customers still shopping. Was this racial? Not sure, but what was the harm in letting her shop? It’s not like Hermes is Wal-Mart, and the sales associates deal with thousands of people per day. They know, if someone is buzzing the door after hours, the person has the money to do so. Who knows, Oprah may have awarded the sweetie who helped her out with one of those $10,000 birkin bags. Now that poor decision maker, who’s probably been fired by now, will only dream about the day they could’ve made Oprah’s dreams come true.
chuckles says
Ok so we all have our opinions and have made some really good points as we’ve tossed this bag (birkin of course)around for a minute…But keeping it real, if this incident had nothing to do with race then why even mentioned the recent problems with north Africans? Why not just simply say that the shop was closed because it was “closing” time? It is obvious to me atleast that anyone who would issue the excuse that they had recently been experiencing a problem with a certain group as the reason why they dropped the $7,000 bag is clearly using racial profiling, and being frank whether u think racism had a hand in this debacle or not, logic tells us that if u have decided who I am simply by looking at me then we havent come as far as some would have us believe.
Carlos says
If Hermes fire any of the employees for not tailoring to a spoiled celebrity, they will be legal repercussions. Obviously writer Ran is out of touch with reality and considers celebrities better company than his own family or significant other. I would not have let her into the store either. We all have lives to live and sometimes they do not include making great amounts of money at the sake of our time with our families or significant others. Some things are priceless, like going to your children’s games. Meeting Oprah is not considered a priceless moment, unless you worship her. She does not change my life with her rich lifestyle. How about Dr. Phil on her show, who now has impregnated a girlfriend he had while married to another woman. These are the kind of people that are sponsored by Oprah. Not exactly the type that have creedence to tell you how to lead your life. You can follow the awe inspired crowd, but the reality is, Oprah should not have as much clout or money as she does. I hope God blesses her with more sense and others who will guide her to be a better spokesperson.
adelyde says
i think all celebraties shoud be treated equaly irrespective of ur skin colour
beverly giddens says
I am black and this is how I see it. Oprah, because she was embarrassed at the store when the Hermes folks did not recognize her draws upon the race card (Sharpton,JesseJacksonism)to save face. Really, we all know that money green walks freely in the world. Had Oprah’s folks had done their job and called ahead of time for the courtesy of after hour shopping there would have been no incident.
DRAKE says
Hermes is guilty of bad damage control. It is perfectly ok for a store employee in Paris to not recognize an American personality. No matter what race they are if my employee was instructed to not let anyone in the store after closing hours or if a private event was going on I am expecting that employee to convey that information to any patron that may approach the store. And I am sure that my 20 year old African American employee would have turned away Laurence Olivia as just another patron. In this respect NO! Racism is not a factor in this situation the problem started when an ignorant person spoke of trouble with North Africans and that is when racism reared its ugly head there was no need for an explanation especially that one.
Ran says
Okay Carlos, before you began calling out names, I’d appreciate it if you used proper English. LOL :-)
Firstly, was it Oprah, or the media who began using the race card? I don’t believe she or “her people” have even released a statement yet. Blogs like this and other outlets have painted a picture of the incident. We don’t know what really happened, because we weren’t there.
Secondly, as someone with extensive high-end retail experience, I know that it is very important to Hermes and other retailers to maintain an appearance of superior customer service. Whether or not it was Oprah, or you, Mr. Carlos, some retailers do consider the customer to be important enough to extend regular business hours (even American Girl in Chicago is hip to this practice, and their customers are typically 8 year old girls). To totally disregard the customer, who this time just happened to be a very famous woman, is of bad taste, and very bad business.
I am not a worshipper of Oprah Winfrey or any other celebrity. I am very well-connected with reality. I can see how the sales associate’s treatment of an eager customer (who just happened to be Oprah) is very poor customer service.
We don’t know that this was racist, elitist or otherwise (although, the mere mention of North Africans does imply racism). It is okay for a sales associate to want to lock up and go home when the day is done. The fact is, the day was not done, and they were serving other customers. The harm is not in failing to recognize Oprah. The harm is in not exhibiting the superior customer service that high-end stores are known for.
Adam says
To the author of this article – review your facts. And to the people proclaiming Oprah to be a spoiled brat, I say the same to you.
People were still purchasing items within the store when Oprah came. Oprah is definitely not God – it’s foolish to make a comment that she isn’t because not only is it obvious but what do you think of anyone’s mere intelligence? Excuse my language but no SH*T she is not God.
Regardless, she is a celebrity and DO NOT tell me that if it was you, you wouldn’t do a simple, small favour for the lady. I’m not saying you would treat her like a queen, although in my book she can garner more respect than any queen, but I am sure 9/10 people will give Oprah special treatment if faced with such a situation, even if it is in the slightest way possible. Hermes didn’t allow Oprah into their store and all the facts point to racist reasons.
Letting her into a store 15 minutes after closing is NOT a big deal – maybe she was running late, who knows. Regardless, it’s not an act of tending to the needs of a celebrity to open a store for someone like Oprah, it’s a simple favour. You’d think the world could appreciate this amazing woman a bit more for doing something to help such global conflicts like poverty. Tell me, to all of you that criticize Oprah for speaking out on this issue, what have YOU done to help the world aside from pouring more hate and selfishness into society?
bev says
Oprah has been getting a little sassy lately if you ask me. The public perceives her as a very giving person, yet most of the items she gives away at her shows are donated by other companies. It appears to me that Oprah is accustomed to being treated as special and was offended because this event in Paris made her feel like a commonner. Isn’t it a shame that she has forgotten how that feels.
JOE says
Oprah wasn’t allowed in because A) she wasn’t recognized and B) because she’s black. I’m glad it happened to Oprah because she has the power to literally ruin Hermes! Eat shit, motherfuckers. lol
is it obvious? says
She’s USA. They were French. Two countries that don’t exactly get along. It doesn’t have to be about skin colour for there to be some race element. Still, who gives a fuck, eh?
Too Bad says
That’s what she gets for trying to spend money in that pompas French store and country anyway. To say she’s spoiled shows just how broke your own envious butts are. I hope she does flame that store and every lazy employee that works in it. If they are in the business of retail they may want to remember that those rich celebs spending all that cash on over priced stuff is paying for their sorry butts to have a job along with the lighting in that place. Screw them and the sorry French wine they make.
Blergh says
I totally agree with this article…no biggie if the store is closed, its not as if they refuse to let her in when its opened. Its not a life threatening situation either..making a fuss about it on her show will only send negative message to the not so ardent fans. Just because she is a celebrity doesnt mean we cant say ‘no’ and expect to be given a ‘yes’ always. Life is too short to get mad over trivial incident like this..chill out Oprah.
Philip says
Well, it is a clear indication that these snotty french a-holes are imbecile and stupid. Did they ever realize that this person who was named as the most powerful celebrity in the world can easily destruct their reputation as a company that values customer service and excellence in terms of their products.
I agree that Oprah cannot stop some Europeans from shopping at Hermes ( i dunno if cable/satellite is an “in-thing” in Europe) but i believe Hermes has a pretty good sum of the North American market and Ms. O can easily persuade her viewers from refraining to shop at Hermes. Poor Hermes, i would like to see them begging and kissing Ms. O’s black ass to shop at their stores again :)
good for Hermes says
It’s just her bruised Ego,Hermes doesn’t need to let her in when they are closed and especially when there is a private party going on, not everyone wants to meet her.Can’t she take that? It makes sense that Oprah just had to take a bite out of the racism issue as usual. She is being very rude as far as I’m concerned she should respect Hermes for treating her like a person the bottom line thats all she is anyways.(shhhh don’t tell her)
peace says
WOW. ALL THE OPRAH HATERS ARE OUT AND ABOUT!
ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE HATERS ARE OUT AND ABOUT. IT’S GOOD TO BE WHITE AGAIN AIN’T IT?
U MAD CAUSE OPRAH GOT MONEY AREN’T-CHA?
GLAD SOMEONE PUT THE NIGGER IN HER PLACE?
AIN’T WORTH NO SALT ARGUING IF THIS WAS RACE RELATED OR NOT. CAUSE U PEOPLE KNOW VERY WELL IT WAS…
AND YOU KNOW WHAT…?
THERE’S NOTHING YOU CRACKERS CAN DO TO STOP THE FACT THAT OPRAH IS ONLY ONE FACE OF THE INEVITABLE RISE OF WEALTY POWERFUL BLACK PEOPLE. THAT’S WHY YOU CAN’T STAND VENUS AND SERENA AND ALL THE OTHER POWERFUL BLACK PEOPLE WHO DEFEAT YOUR PATHETIC ASSES WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT. SO LET HERMES HAVE THEIR LITTLE FUN. YOU GUYS TOO. ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS. JUST ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO MANY BLACK FOLKS COULD NOT EVEN DREAM OF WHERE WE ARE TODAY. BUT WE’RE COMING FOR YUH. SLOWLY BUT SURELY YOU STINKING RACISTS PRICKS! AND WHEN WE DO..GOD WON’T HELP YOU. CAUSE YOU RACISTS PRICKS ARE SICK SHIT! AND SHIT GOTTA BE FLUSHED DOWN THE MANHOLE WHERE IT BELONGS.
THE NEGROES IS COMING FUH YOUR ASS! YESSAH MASSAH!
Anonymous says
This was clearly not racism. How stuck up to think you or anyone else for that matter should be allowed into a business that is closed. Give me a break girl!!! I have always loved your show and admired you. BUT, you are clearly over the top on this one. No one is all that, not even you.
unknown says
Welcome to the real world Oprah.For you to be insulted because you were denied entrance to a closed establishment is beyond arrogance. To suggest that it was racially biased is worse especially when you can be critized for the same. For the record you are a celebrity not God.You have been blessed with fame and fortune, others have not met with the same doors opened for them and yes with hard work and the right opportunity they too could be in your shoes-they are not that hard to fill.
Annazayla says
I guess it would be safe to assume, those posting “Oprah is a spoiled brat,” messages, are White (and maybe a few Uncle Tom, jealous Blacks) for the most part. Even if Oprah does have an ego, white people walk around with their butts on the the shoulders, all day, every day. Many of them will not speak, live, or sit next to someone who is a minority. White people expect “special” treatment in this society and they get it. Whenever you can “force” a group of people out of they’re neighborhoods, build condo’s/houses, and rack up the prices, so those still holding on to they’re property, cannot afford to live in area…what do you call that? “White skinned privilage” is what I call it and it is tightly linked to the institutionalized racism, created by the slave owners and white “founding fathers.” Therefore, so what if Oprah is acting like a spoiled brat, (which I don’t believe she is doing – they did not recognize her and of course…she is black; thus, they did not allow her entry into the store; Oh, even though there were shoppers already present). white people act worse concerning what they feel they are entitled too. White people are the ones, who need to get off they’re high horse and start treating everyone equally- stop thinking they are God’s gifts to the planet. Because if they were, then why “push” those supposed beliefs onto others? White people feel that way, not the rest of the world – which maybe one of many reasons, America is so hated. White people’s position in this present America, was build and has prosperred due to lying, stealing, killing and forced labor of African Americans. White people’s definition of “working hard” consits of attending/finishing college and getting ahead because of the color of they’re skin – they try to pretend as if, white skin privilage has nothing to do with they’re advancement in this society, but they know and so does everyone else.
Carol says
I cant believe the comments. I am a white woman, and I love Oprah. She seems to really feel for all people in general, not only by giving them things, but by advice, support-both emotionally and spiritually. She had every right to feel hurt- she has worked to become the person she is. And rightfully she should have gotten the celebrity perk for being able to shop after hours.
Dan says
I’m glad this incident happened! It’s time to once-and-for-all dethrone not only “Miss Winfrey”, but also all the other spoiled pious selfish rich celebrity brats in society. I can’t wait to see who the famous do-little is who gets a “reality check” foot up the ass!
Michael says
You Americans are so cute! If a black woman has a problem, then anyone against her is either white or an “Uncle Tom”. If a black man is accused of murder, all the blacks “know” he’s innocent and all the whites “know” he’s guilty. In any event, it eventually all supposedly and inevitably is as clear as black and white. And…should that fail, there’s always dumping on foreigners, like the “pompous” French (Americans are NEVER pompous) and their famously bad wine…that, of course, wouldn’t be racist at all!
jonathan says
some people just don’t have one ounce of logic do they? okay, you may love and worship oprah, that’s your problem, and if she comes into your store you can give her any ‘perks’ you want, but hey, NOT EVERYONE FEELS THE SAME WAY. don’t go putting words into other people’s mouths by saying ‘oh, any reasonable person would have treated Oprah like a queen for all she’s done.’ so what if she’s supposedly such a good, kind, compassionate person? no one is obliged to reward her for that, and if her motive for doing all the good work is to get special treatment when she shops, then she’s a very sad person indeed.
all you oprah worshippers don’t even stop to think for a moment whether she’s really done any good. she gave away cars to encourage hedonistic lifestyles. she doesn’t even fork out her own money sometimes. she goes on this show every day, talking out well-scripted lines, oh yes, have you ever considered that oprah may be a good ACTRESS? you actually get taken in by all the clever emotional manipulation by oprah and her producers?!? this is TV, man, it’s so easy to make her look like a God. and it seems like some of you thus expect her to be treated like one.
cat says
Well Oprah now you know what its like to be a normal person who can’t get everything she wants regardless of how much money you have.
Jurgen says
Can you believe that shit?? Oprha is mad because she could not get her way! boo hoo! And to top it off she pulls the racism card- how dare she. The store is closed so the store is closed- end of story maybe she should have used better time management. End of story.
people like her because she is always GIVING
gary says
Oprah is an ass. A three days to walk around ass. She need to quite expecting special treatment for celebrity status. One need only look at her shallow fans to assess the shallow celebrity. Get rid of this group and America is better off.
gary says
Oprah the race baiter. Blow up your tv if this is all you have to watch. Oprah sucks sh*t through a tube.
gary says
Race baiter Oprah. She eats fecal matter.
couldcareless says
The store was closed. Period. Why not call ahead and ask to come after hours? You have the clout and you take up time on your talk show and have Hermes grovel for no reason.Power has gone to her head. She is getting more arrogant by the day,now she is “teaching religious courses? Beware the false Prophet.
J Bollocks says
Given that the fat cow (is she fat today?) won’t have Sarah Palin on her show I guess she probably deserved it.
Palin may be a total redneck but she’s still a women and has at least some chance of being the first female VP and possibly Pres too.
(Let me guess, Oprah will have Sarah on if she does get to be VP)
Clearsky54 says
Dear J Bollocks:
First off, Oprah isn’t a fat cow. She’s a woman who has a weight problem. Second, she never said she wouldn’t have Sarah Palin on her show. Third, you meant to say “she’s still a WOMAN,” because, gosh darn it, you can’t make a singular subject into a plural noun. So, before you go off the deep end and start attacking Oprah (who, by the way, I do NOT always agree with), learn how to speak ENGLISH.
Princess says
Oprah is not a celebrity. She is a talk show host. Get your facts straight. They did not have to allow her to shop in their store. It was closed. This was not racism. This is what all blacks do, when they are denied certain things. I would not invite her into my home, or anywhere else i travel. She is an embarassement to herself and the black race. I do not care how much money she has. Money does not give you power. Just makes your more crazy and stupid. Mrs. Rice has power, President Bush, Colin Powell, Senator Dodd, among others. Power is earned.
J Bollokcs says
Sorry Clearsky54,
I’ll get the fucking text book out next time. Might I casually point out that us normal people who post comments typically don’t hassle each other for typos.
You see, we normal commenters understand that we’re passionate, sensitive and intelligent folk, who simply don’t give a rats arse if we mistype a letter every now and then. We are the modeyrn poets.
And I reiterate, Oprah is just being a dick.
Clearsky54 says
Dear Mr./Ms. Bollokcs,
I realized that you misspelled your own name when you replied to my note; I’m sure I’ve done the same in moments of passion. Yes, you are right; I should not hassle people for typos. I think what I felt strongly about is calling Oprah a “fat cow.” She may have been or still is “fat,” but that doesn’t make her a cow. Neither does it make her a “dick.”
Sarah says
J Bollocks is not normal, passionate, sensitive, or even slightly intelligent. He is a giant wanker for posting that comment, however, and both of you are stupid for getting worked up about something that happened nearly three years ago. Losers.
gir says
Sarah is not normal, or sensitive, but I hope she is intelligent enough to show up on Friday because i’m head over heels here
Stabby McGee says
JB ol’ buddy, there’s so much more to your posts than your SPAG that warrants a hasslin’.
I’m just thankful Clearsky54 didn’t respond by way of a cock-eyed haiku, or I’m sure we’d all be hearing from your lawyers.
Sarah says
Whatever gir, we all know you’re in love with Annette Hyde.
Joke Police says
A Hecklerspray love triangle – how exciting. I look forward to the next episode. It’ll be just like those coffee ads.
I wonder if it’ll live up to the epic romance of Bellicose, Monroe and Cunningman. Although I suppose that wasn’t technically a HS romance. It lived in a world of insanity.
gir says
Apparently Hyde has eloped (probably with that damn meerkat) so I guess I need to find another alleged female upon whom to fixate.
Clearsky54 says
Dear “Sarah Says”:
That fact that someone makes a comment about something that someone says on this site in regards to an event that happened “three years ago” does not make the commenter a “loser.” The fact that you felt compelled to comment on what we said would add you to the crowd you just denigrated.
oonai says
You being a racist is what it looks like.
oonai says
And it’s clear that you’re a racist.
oonai says
And a fact is that you’re a racist.
oonai says
They never said. The fact that you made that up shows you’re a racist.
oonai says
They never said that. If you believe that then you’re a racist.
oonai says
And you eat shit and are a motherfucker because A) you’re racist and B) you’re racist.
oonai says
Quite the xenophobe, aren’t you?
oonai says
Yes, it’s true, Americans are xenophobic, especially towards the French.
oonai says
Hermes has nothing to worry about, you racist.
oonai says
You apparently expect white people to do all the hard work for you while you sit on you’re lazy, fat and RACIST black ass.