Paris And Paris Update: Rebound Frenzy

Poor old Paris Latsis. He’s going through the process of getting over the break-up of his relationship with professional airhead Paris Hilton, telling everyone how great she is, when - wham - she’s suddenly linked with all kinds of men.

We’d call it a rebound, but it’s possibly even too soon for that.

Paris Hilton announced her split with Paris Latsis this weekend by claiming that "Paris is a great guy and we will handle this with dignity
and respect." By
"dignity and respect," she probably meant "legging it into the nearest
club with the first man I can find and getting off with him in front of
everyone," because that’s more or less what she did.

That man just happened to be Stavros Niarchos III, another Greek
shipping heir and boyfriend of  Mary-Kate Olsen, the ‘troubled’ and skinny
former child star and new ex-best friend of Paris Hilton. According to
news.com.au:

Last weekend Paris and Stav hit LA’s Spider Club and "made out all night and closed the place down", a "spy" said to the Post.

The pashing pair was spotted at another club the next night, with
Paris’s sis Nicky, where Paris "tried to get the club to turn the
lights down so no one could see her and Stavros make out," the Post said.

Paris seems to have a thing for Greeks with boats. Watch out Queen Elizabeth II - she’ll be after your husband next.

And if Paris didn’t have enough on her plate with all this dignity
and respect malarkey, she’s also been linked to the producer of her
forthcoming album, Scott Storch, and has been staying at his house all
night lately, no doubt ‘laying down’ some ‘tracks’ or something.

And right in the middle of this huge gust of uncontrolled rutting,
poor old Paris Latsis has decided that he should to put out a
spectacularly mis-timed statement calling Hilton…

“…the most incredible woman I have ever met in
my life. I
respect her decision and appreciate the very kind and generous manner
in which she is handling her very difficult decision. This was the best experience of my life and I will always be grateful
for it.”

Read more:

Ex-fiancé says Paris ‘most incredible woman’ - MSNBC

Hilton linked with record producer - Scotland On Sunday

Paris’ New Adonis - news.au.com

[story by Stuart Heritage]