Pamela Anderson: A Role Model For Women Everywhere

Take another scan of that headline. Sometimes sarcasm just rolls off the screen, doesn’t it?

Professional bikini-wearer Pamela Anderson has been thinking. Oh, yes, she has - long-dormant brain cells humming into commission like a disused railway station. With pictures of big-breasted ladies all over the platform.

Pammy has decided that those nasty Hollywood people are wrong. So very wrong. They apparently believe that the walking tan-bottle - a freakish hybrid twixt TV star and silicone mountain - has a somewhat limited fanbase - i.e, that she "only appeals to a sex-starved male audience.

Naturally, the erstwhile Ms. Anderson disagrees. As far as she’s concerned, the ladies all love her, too.

Pamela Anderson (DVDs) insists that she has a huge female following - a rabid sisterhood who see her as nothing other than some sort of idol. Pamela claims that these women acolytes admire "her open attitude." Pamela also claims that "I hear from women all the time who admire my honesty."

hecklerspray says: Pamela is being a little bit silly.

Her honesty? Do a Google search when you’ve got a free moment (after you’ve explored everything that The Spray has to offer, of course). Take a look to see which ‘aspects’ of the Pamsters ‘image’ rank as being the most popular. Something tells us that ‘honesty’ might be pretty far down the list - nestling somewhere near ’superb acting skills’ and ‘ability to read’.

"It’s not only prisoners and fireman that watch me," Pamela fumes.

Well, no. hecklerspray is quite sure that several construction workers have cracked one off while watching Baywatch too. Although probably not Barb Wire. That might just qualify as sado-masochism.

"Don’t call me babe", indeed.

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[story by C J Davies]