Alan Moore Is Writing More League of Extraordinary Gentlemen But Still Hates DC Comics

by Robin Darke

Everyone just take a deep breath for a minute. We understand that you all feel hurt and that something like this could have happened; we know, we know, it means a lot to all of us. None of us wanted this to happen, but different people have different opinions of things. It’s not the end [...]

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Soap Spoilers! Slapping! Court Cases! The R Word!

by Joanna Bolouri

Hello soap fans, have a good weekend? Did you all wake up covered in vomit and shame this morning? Excellent news, you’re all disgusting and that’s why we tolerate you. Last week was exciting in Soapland wasn’t it? All that stuff happened and then that other stuff happened too! Yeah we didn’t watch any of [...]

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Russell Brand And Zooey Deschanel To Become Most Irritating Couple Ever, While Katy Perry Snags Tebow

by Mof Gimmers

Even though Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s marriage was something of a surprise, one good thing about it was that their idiocy was self-contained. They could spend time together being irritating toward each other, occasionally giving us plebians a rest. However, they went and spoiled it all.

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Daniel Radcliffe Metaphorically Beaten With Sticks To Represent Very Real Rejection

by Randy Figgins

The world used to love Daniel Radcliffe.  For he was Harry Potter. From when he was just a sperm to when he sprouted his first pube Radcliffe made a spectacular living from swanning about shouting dodgy Latin while pointing a twig at things.  And we gobbled it up like the suckers we are. But no more! [...]

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Marvel’s The Avengers Trailer Looks Really, Really Stupid

by Mof Gimmers

One of the big talking points from the Super Bowl commercial break was… well… Clint Eastwood. Away from that though, there’s a little excitement surrounding the trailer for Marvel’s The Avengers movie.

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Dancing On Ice Review: Katarina Disagrees

by Jacki Evans

Another week, another loosely adhered to theme for Dancing on Ice. This week the theme was “Pop”, although really it should’ve been “Katarina Disagrees”. But that wouldn’t have fitted in so well with One Direction’s appearance, so pop it was.

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Geri Halliwell Confirms Another Terrible Spice Girls Reunion

by Michael Park

Spice Girls fans! Rejoice in your wasted lives because it seems like the Spice Girls are coming back! …Again. Former Spicer Geri Halliwell, famous for such solo hits as ‘Mi Perro Latino’, about a latin dog and the one where she was dead in the video, has claimed that the Spice Girls could be due [...]

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Dougie Poynter & Mark Wright To Become TV’s Worst Ever Double Act

by Michael Park

Everyone knows why Ant & Dec are successful. It’s because ITV keep giving them money to appear on television. Their success is also built on a natural rapport and an overwhelming level of similarity that often leads old people to ask which one is which. No-one really knows. There are very few double acts that [...]

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Hecklerspray Versus Super Bowl 2012

by Mof Gimmers

Hello. You’ve landed on the hecklerspray Super Bowl 2012 liveblog. Here, you’ll find a limey’s confused view on proceedings, complete with drunken ribaldry, American snack reviews, arrogance, a willful disregard for spelling and enough lame jokes to fill the average American’s cavernous gut. It’ll be great. Abuse and pedantry always welcome.

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WATCH THIS! The Best Of The Weekend’s Tellybox Guff

by Robin Darke

You’ve had a very hard week haven’t you? That Diane in accounting asked you to do that did she? She takes you for granted so much you know. We at Hecklerspray love you very much. We would never take you for granted.

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