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Ray J is Still Talking About Kim Kardashian

January 6th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I always see those memes on Instagram made by people who really hate the Kardashians that say shit about how Ray J’s dick made the whole family famous and that really annoys me. Not even just from a feminist standpoint, but because Ray J is still clinging to those bitches for dear life trying to make a dollar.

If it weren’t for the fact he fucked Kim Kardashian over 10 years ago, no one would currently know who the hell Ray J is, and he wants to make damn sure you don’t forget that him and Kim dated.

10 Times Kim Kardashian’s was a Damn Legend

October 23rd, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I’ve been writing this blog for three years now, and according to my Facebook ‘On This Day…’ thing, I’ve written some sort of Kim Kardashian related list to celebrate her birthday each of those years. Well, Kimmy’s 36th birthday was yesterday, so I guess it’s list time!

Though nothing might top my 2014 list of 10 Times I Really Related to Kim Kardashian, I feel like I’m ready to put some positive vibes out Kim’s way since she’s been having a rough time since the whole Paris robbery incident. So today, instead of making fun of her, I’m going to look at the times she was fucking LEGENDARY.

Karl Lagefeld is Not Here for Kim Kardashian

October 5th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Fashion icon, immortal ghoul, and forever cunt, Karl Lagerfeld, has photographed Kim Kardashian and Kanye West like a billion times and used Kris Jenner spawn, Kendall Jenner, in numerous Chanel and Fendi shows, and even cast her in his own eyewear campaign, so I kind of assumed he had become one of those high fashion designers who had given up and given into the Kardashian/Jenner cult.

However, after the Chanel show this past week, Karl let the world know he was not here with the pity for Kim Kardashian’s Paris robbery, and thinks that shit was her own fault.

Kim Kardashian Gets Robbed in Paris

October 3rd, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

What a weekend it’s been! While I’ve been busy drinking my weight in wine and gin and watching Hocus Pocus and Ghostbusters on repeat in my pyjamas to celebrate turning 30, Kim Kardashian is being robbed at gunpoint in Paris!

Never in the history of my entire life would I ever think I would say “You know, I think I had a much better weekend than Kim Kardashian”, but here we are! She got millions of dollars in jewelry robbed, I got the rest of The Golden Girls vinyl pops AND a Golden Girls mug! #winning

Kim Kardashian Took 6000 Selfies on Mexican Vacation

September 14th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Before I had my son, I took a lot of selfies. Like…a lot. I was kind of known for it. Like many women (and many dudes, too, I suspect), I’d take anywhere from 20-40 selfies that were borderline identical, pick my favorite one, throw a filter on it, and post it to Instagram. I posted about 3-4 selfies a week so, in total, I’d say I was taking about 120 selfies a week, which I think is pretty excessive.

But then, there’s Kim Kardashian. A woman who makes every over the top thing I do actually seem tame as fuck. Recently, Kim went on a 4-day Mexican vacation with her kids and a couple of girlfriends. Aside from showing off her ridiculous fake ass (I’m sorry, Kim. I can’t pretend it’s real anymore), homegirl took SIX THOUSAND selfies, which is about 1500 a day.

Kylie Jenner is Single-White-Femaling Kim Kardashian

September 9th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

For a while now I’ve been actively pursuing the truth about Kylie Jenner. I think through my hard-hitting investigative journalism I have more than proven that the Jenner/Kardashian family got rid of the real Kylie and replaced her with a new, ‘hotter’ Kylie who fit with the Kardashian look (bigger butt, bigger lips, more spray tan, more make up, more weaves. You get what I’m saying).

However, it seems like maybe their team went a little too far in trying to make New Kylie (which is what I will refer to her as in every blog from now on) more like a Kardashian, because she is slowly but surely just becoming a Kim Kardashian knock-off.

Calvin Harris Parties with Kim Kardashian

July 25th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

For weeks now, the hashtag TaylorSwiftisOverParty has been trending, and apparently this weekend the party finally happened! Well, ok, technically it was Jennifer Lopez’s 47th birthday party (how is she 47??? She is physically flawless!!), but it was still a chance for two of the biggest Taylor haters on the internet, Kim Kardashian and Calvin Harris, to get together to laugh about the downfall of T. Swizzle.

French Montana posted the above picture to Instagram yesterday and, of course, the internet lost its mind. This pic came less than 24 hours after both Kim and Calvin individually Snapchatted themselves rapping Kanye songs and exactly a week after Kim ended Taylor via Snapchat, making the pic seem a littttttle intentional.

Kim Kardashian Proved Taylor Swift is a Lying Bitch

July 18th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, if you’ve been following this blog or any celebrity gossip blog you’ll know that the internet is really starting to turn on Taylor Swift because of her shady af ways. Calvin Harris dragged on her Twitter, Kim Kardashian dragged her on GQ, and she’s really coming off as an awful person (which I always suspected).

One of the biggest stories with Taylor these past few months has been that she knew about the line referencing her in the Kanye West song “Famous”, but lied about it and acted offended to play the victim. Kim Kardashian said there was video evidence that Kanye had run the song by Taylor, and yesterday she backed up that allegation.

I Really Miss Kim Kardashian’s Old Face

May 23rd, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So recently I came upon this Instagram account called kimsoldface, and I’m sure you won’t be surprised to learn that it’s an account solely devoted to posting pictures of Kim Kardashian before she started to look like a mixture of modern day LaToya Jackson and a Siamese cat.

The first thing I thought when I stumbled on this account was “Wow, I can’t believe my Kardashian-obsessed ass didn’t make this first.” The second thing I thought was, “Wow, I really really miss Kim Kardashian’s old face.”

Kim Kardashian Takes Some Cues From Kanye

March 8th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

For the past year, Kim Kardashian has really been going down the family pyramid. I mean, she was always about as interesting as a damp towel, but at least she was top bitch of the Kardashian family. However, for the past while, all her sisters have been climbing the fame ladder and have proven themselves way more interesting than her. Hell, even Kourtney might’ve been banging Justin Bieber! However, Kim must’ve noticed that even Rob was getting more media attention than her, thus causing her to post the above nude selfie.

A few famous folks like Earth angel Bette Midler, Chloe Grace Mortez and Piers Morgan clapped at Kim via Twitter for being a constant, boring-ass nudist. Kim isn’t exactly known for her witty or funny comebacks, so I assume that Kanye is responsible for her savage Twitter clap backs, because homegirl brought the LOLs, but not in the sense that we are laughing at her for her ugly crying, which is usually how she brings the LOLs.

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