Russell Brand Still Can’t Act (Trailer For Arthur Remake Pretty Much Underlines The Point)

by Kris Silver

A new trailer for Russell Brand’s probably eagerly awaited latest film, a remake of Steve Gordon’s 1981 film Arthur, has been released, so we here at hecklerspray thought we’d take some time to take a peek and try to figure out what we can expect from the latest in a long line of Hollywood remakes [...]

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Readers’ Letters: Dropping The Ball

by Mof Gimmers

Once again, it is time to peer into the minds of the people who frequent these pages and see the many wrongs that rattle around between the cranium and scant head-putty. Away from the huge volume of people getting in touch to offer us cock-drops and free iPads, there’s been the usual rag-tag gaggle of [...]

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New Bladerunner Movies Announced (Will Tom Hardy Take Lead?)

by Mof Gimmers

Hey nerd baskets! Get this! You’re gonna love this! You know Blade Runner? That sic-fi film you weally weally weally love? Some people are going to tinker with it. Feel free to say “is nothing sacred anymore?” Ridley Scott’s bleak look at some typically horrible future (why are no films set in the future kinda [...]

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Beyonce Gave Her Gaddafi Pennies Away Ages Ago – Eat That Nelly Furtado

by Mof Gimmers

As we all know, Nelly Furtado announced that she gave away money earned from playing a private party for the family of Libyan fucknut Colonel Gaddafi, making her look like an altruistic saint compared to everyone else. Everyone started pointing and muttering about Mariah Carey, 50 Cent, Usher and all the rest of the entertainment [...]

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America Still Appalled That Christina Aguilera Had A Really Fun, Drunken Night Out

by Mof Gimmers

Oh America. You’re a silly continent sized country. Someone can drink one bottle of spirits on a night out and suddenly, they’ve got a problem. Not surprising that there’s this attitude when the most popular beer is things like Bud Light, which to a European, is akin to water, seeing as Budweiser itself is about [...]

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Justin Bieber Flips The Bird And Selena Gomez Gets A Punch In The Face

by Mof Gimmers

Unless you’re a wailing Belieber, you can’t help but notice the thinly-veiled, simmering, brattish tension that is building up behind the eyes of Justin Bieber currently. At the tender age of 6 years old, he’s already jaded and wanting to lash out. When faced with people interviewing him, gone is the Apple Pie, shucks-I’m-just-a-cutesy-kid routine, [...]

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Daisy Lowe Is A Mild Lesbian

by Matthew Laidlow

Who the hell would want to be a model? Seriously it’s the most over glamorised profession in the world. Not only are the people behind the scenes total divs, as Channel 4’s documentary The Model Agency shows, but the people paid to waltz along the catwalk in clothes nobody will ever buy are modelled by [...]

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TV Review: OMG! With Peaches Geldof

by Justrestingmyeyes

So, the worst has happened. You’ve woken up and realised you are Peaches Geldof. Now, the most important thing is not to panic. You are perfectly fine. You do not have to do a thing. You don’t have to dig deep inside yourself and work out where your true talents lie. It’d take too long, [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 2 March 2011

by Mof Gimmers

10. Rumours of a new film written by Chris Morris and Jesse Armstrong? – cookdandbombd 9. This man makes the most bizarre videos on YouTube. However, at the end of the day, this Jeremy Kyle video could well be his finest work. 8. Charlie Sheen in cartoon form. Bitchin’. – BoingBoing 7. Genuinely great photographs, [...]

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Robert Pattinson Hopes We Get Bored Of His Really Boring Relationship With Kristen Stewart

by Mof Gimmers

Some famous people exist solely to occupy some space and do it handsomely. Robert Pattinson is one such pup. He’s mystifyingly dull. It is very easy to forget the concept of memory itself while looking at his lifeless being. And so, optimistically, Robert Pattinson hopes that we’ll muster up the energy to recall his relationship [...]

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