British Girls Want To Look Like Jennifer, Not Angelina

by Stuart Heritage

Ha! Take that Angelina! You may have stolen her husband, but Jennifer Aniston can live safe in the knowledge that the spotty, awkward, half-witted women of Britain would rather look like her than you. We’re confused. Is this supposed to be some kind of consolation? Ha! Take that Angelina! You may have stolen her husband, [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Parco’s Watching

by 586 MEDIA

Being a private investigator must be loads of fun. OK, so we’re basing that entirely on a few half-remembered episodes of Magnum P.I, and most of those memories consist entirely of man-hair and funky shirts. But still, private investigating though, eh? Court TV in America has a show called Parco P.I, a sort of weird [...]

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Britney Spears To Call Her Baby London?

by Stuart Heritage

London. Not as romantic as Paris, or as exciting as New York, or plain-out barmy as Tokyo, or as stinky as Bangkok. London. Where a trip on the tube leaves you with black nostrils, chronic B.O and the fear that the guy sitting opposite you is playing with his backpack a little bit too much. [...]

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Emmys 2005 Betting Odds – Best Comedy Actress (Part Two)

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST EMMYS BETTING ODDS! CLICK HERE*** The 2005 Emmy Awards are due to take place on September 18th. And we’re here to help you get rich by betting on the results. Today we’re concluding our look at the Best Comedy Actress category. This is pretty much the Desperate Houswives edition of the Emmy betting odds [...]

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Warning Construction Work (hecklerspray 2.0 is on the way)

by 586 MEDIA

hecklerspray is undergoing a redesign, as you may have noticed, so please wear your hard hat for the next week or so.   The design was based on feedback from a number of fine-eyed readers, as well as our own preferences about blog design. It ain’t finished yet, but you can send any comments to [...]

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PlayStation Portable: Out Now

by Stuart Heritage

***CLICK HERE TO BUY A PSP FROM KELKOO.CO.UK*** The PlayStation Portable launches today across Europe, and to say we’re excited would be the biggest understatement of the year. It’s the new iPod, you know. Only with less irritating David Gray adverts. ***CLICK HERE TO BUY A PSP FROM KELKOO.CO.UK*** The PlayStation Portable launches today across [...]

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The ‘Spray Q&A: Jennifer Gentle

by Stuart Heritage

It’s the law to start off all Jennifer Gentle articles with the sentence "Jennifer Gentle isn’t a girl but two guys from Italy." So that’s what we’ll do. Jennifer Gentle – Marco Fasolo and Alessio Gastaldello – are signed to Sub Pop records, and their album Valende is a thing of frazzled beauty, like Syd [...]

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BBC Apologises For Sexist Man/Dog Show

by Stuart Heritage

Over the last few years, TV schedules have started to fill up with shows telling you exactly how to live your life. Messy house? Call in the How Clean Is Your House people. Naughty kids? Get Supernanny in. Droopy willy? Bring in the Sex Inspectors. And now the latest in improvement TV: Disobedient husband? Train [...]

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Makosi, This Is Big Brother. You Have 10 Days To Leave The Country

by Stuart Heritage

Apart from all the betting, the best thing about Big Brother is watching all the deluded housemates try and milk their celebrity for as much as it’s worth once the series ends. Novelty singles, ad campaigns, Celebrity Wrestling… they’re all trying to hold on to public recognition by the tips of their fingers. Makosi Musambasi [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Let Chewits Mash Your Face Up

by 586 MEDIA

Chewits are brilliant. We reckon that Chewits are so brilliant that if there was a general election and the Chewits Godzilla thing was running, he’d get made Prime Minister. Yes, we know that’s not strictly how politics works, and we also know that England would be a global laughing stock with a pretend giant rollerskating [...]

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