Paul McCartney Sells His Soul To Financial Firm

by Stuart Heritage

Yesterday, all his his troubles seemed so far away. Now he’s jumped in bed with a giant financial planning firm and the world’s ready to kick him to pieces for it… You could always rely on Paul McCartney for two things; waggling his thumbs about like a dribbling goon, and the unbearably condescending way he’d [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Guy Ritchie Revolver Microclip

by 586 MEDIA

Guy Ritchie has got a lot to answer for. He’s more famous these days for being the husband of that tiny American who fell off a horse. But he’s also made some shocking films in his time. Most notably, Swept Away – a film so clenchingly dreadful that they wouldn’t even show it in cinemas [...]

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Bands Race To Finish Help: A Day In The Life

by Stuart Heritage

Right now, 20 of the biggest bands in the country are scrambling to finish the recording of Help: A Day In The Life, which will be the world’s fastest-ever released album. From Gorillaz to Radiohead, from The Go! Team to Antony And The Johnsons, the bands have had since noon yesterday to record and mix [...]

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Emmys 2005 Betting Odds – Best Drama Actress (Part One)

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST EMMYS BETTING ODDS! CLICK HERE*** The 2005 Emmy Awards are due to take place on September 18th, and it looks like the only place you’ll get to see bizarro-haired Donald Trump and that screeching woman from Will And Grace sing the theme-tune to a 40-year-old sitcom. But that doesn’t interest us in the slightest. [...]

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Rod Stewart Ordered To Return Vegas £1 Million

by Stuart Heritage

Most people go to Las Vegas expecting to lose a bit of money, but only Rod Stewart can manage to lose money by not going there in the first place. The croaky-voiced sperm machine was ordered by a federal jury yesterday to pay back £1 million that he received for a cancelled new year’s concert. [...]

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EyeToy Kinetic – The Videogame That Makes You Healthy

by Stuart Heritage

The closest thing we’ve ever got to exercise from a videogame was a spot of repetitive strain injury. That partly changed with the launch of the EyeToy for the PS2 – basically a webcam that films you so you can actually watch yourself taking part in games. However, up until now the EyeToy games have [...]

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The ‘Spray Q&A: Doveman

by Stuart Heritage

Doveman is a group of spectacularly talented New York musicians who make music that sounds like a rainy window looks like from the inside of a warm house. Their album, The Acrobat, sounds almost terminally frail – indie without being twee, sad without being depressing. Needless to say, we’re fans. hecklerspray caught up with Thomas [...]

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Fancy Going to Jordan’s Wedding?

by Chris Laverty

If you’re more famous than your mate who works down the chip shop, Jordan wants to hear from you. Nobody else wants to go to her wedding this Saturday. After promising Big Celebrity Glossy Weekly that she’ll get loads of Z-list ex-soapstars to attend her wedding, Jordan has been left high and dry. Unlike that [...]

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Welsh FA Apology For Goldie Lookin’ Chain Beckham ‘Nutter’ Song

by Stuart Heritage

It’s not a good time to be a Beckham. David is the captain of a shockingly bad England squad, and Victoria was pictured in all the newspapers this week looking like a great big angry orange clown. To make it worse, novelty Welsh rappers Goldie Lookin’ Chain dedicated a song to the Beckhams at the [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Freakonomics

by 586 MEDIA

Which is the most prejudiced game show? What makes office workers dishonest? What makes people park in disabled parking spots? All the questions are answered in a new book – already a New York Times bestseller – called Freakonomics, a book which can "cut through the crap to reveal life’s hidden codes." Not in a [...]

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