Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds – Today’s Famous Dancing Gits

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST STRICTLY COME DANCING BETTING ODDS! CLICK HERE*** It’s day three of our pre-series Strictly Come Dancing betting odds round-up. A bunch of vaguely famous people are getting ready to dress up in ridiculous clothes and wiggle around, and we’re reacting in the only way we know how: by laughing and pointing from afar. But [...]

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Newsblam: Smurf Bombs, Ubersexuals, Keira Knightley’s Arse

by 586 MEDIA

…UNICEF bombs the Smurfs to promote a message of peace. That’s the official line, anyway: we blame those Moomin bastards. Either way, £10 says Angelina Jolie will have adopted the crying Smurf baby by the end of the week – UNICEF Smurf bomb video… …Hey Metrosexuals! Get out of town! Anybody who is anybody is [...]

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Hollywood Vs Paparazzi – Tom Cruise Steps In

by Stuart Heritage

Paparazzi have been getting some bad press lately. They’ve been wrongly accused of making Lindsay Lohan plough her car into a van, they’ve been charged with bashing up a bunch of kids while trying to snap Reese Witherspoon, and even Arnold Schwarzenegger has decided to slap huge fines on paparazzi who assault moviestars. But now [...]

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Angelina Jolie Is A Lovely Big Humanitarian – U.N

by Stuart Heritage

Angelina Jolie has been given an award by the United Nations, who have officially recognised her efforts as a goodwill ambassador for the UN High Commission For Refugees. Boy oh boy – Jennifer Aniston must be fuming. Angelina Jolie has been given an award by the United Nations, who have officially recognised her efforts as [...]

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Paris And Paris Split: Hilton Now More “Hooker” Than “Incredible”

by Stuart Heritage

Remember when Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis were the celebrity golden couple? They were clearly in love – so in love that they didn’t even bother with the traditional Paris Hilton Internet sex tape. They even split up nicely. She said that he was "a great guy and we will handle this with dignity and [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Stewie Live

by 586 MEDIA

More Family Guy stuff for you today. You may remember the slightly horrific movie clip of Stewie shaving his genitals from a while ago, but today we’ve got some highly interactive Family Guy goodness for you. Stewie Live is another one of those Subservient Chicken things where you type in commands and Stewie acts them [...]

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Daniel Craig Gets To Be The New Bond?

by Stuart Heritage

It seems like all you have to do to get incredibly famous these days is get involved with Jude Law’s mucky personal life. Firstly, Sienna Miller became a superstar because her old boyfriend splashed his DNA all around the inside of a nanny. And now, days after it was revealed that Sienna had been cheating [...]

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Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds – Today’s Duffers

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST STRICTLY COME DANCING BETTING ODDS! CLICK HERE*** It’s day two of our pre-series Strictly Come Dancing betting odds round-up. For the rest of the week, we’re going to be profiling the celebrity duffers who are under the impression that they’re good at something other than reading stuff of an autocue. Of course, since all [...]

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eBay – Britney Pulls Her Bra Off

by Stuart Heritage

As some of you may have noticed, hecklerspray has been following the Britney Spears charity eBay auction ever since it was announced last week. What grabbed our attention – and the attention of an army of clammy-handed Britney obsessives – was the inclusion of a jewel encrusted bra that Britney jiggled around in on TV [...]

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Newsblam: Ljungberg Jay-Z’s New Bitch, Marilyn Manson Stinks, Carmen Electra’s Dirty Mouth…

by 586 MEDIA

…Bored now he’s decided to stop rapping, Jay-Z is looking to find other ways of enjoying himself. Like buying Arsenal. "The referizzle’s a wazizzle," indeed – Jay-Z Move To Soccer In The UK – Rapstation … …"Darling, you smell just like goblin shit and bad yogurt." Marilyn Manson is to launch his very own perfume. Expect [...]

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