Black Eyed Peas’ Fergie Wets Self For Fans, Gains Several New Fans

by Shawn Lindseth

We know what you’re thinking: The word wet up there is a bit ambiguous. Ain’t that the truth! A recent web dictionary search defines wet as follows: Covered or soaked with a liquid, such as water. This definition was also found: Rainy, humid, or foggy: wet weather. It’s a sweeping word jam packed with meanings, [...]

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X Factor Betting Odds – Semi-Final Winning Odds

by Stuart Heritage

***Early next year, the X Factor contestants are going on tour! Check out the tour dates and buy tickets here*** There’s only two weeks left of X Factor. And that means there’s only two weeks of enjoyment left in X Factor – by the new year, we’ll be pig sick of whoever wins the series. [...]

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Mariah Carey Incapable Of Holding Cup

by C J Davies

Earlier in the year, hecklerspray expressed our amazement at the fact that warbling sausage-in-a-skirt Mariah Carey needed a personal assistant solely to "stop the bottom of her dress from touching the ground." Surely, we said, that’s just about the most ludicrous and downright stupid demand ever made by an over-privileged celebrity? Well… not quite. Because [...]

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Eminem Wants To Get Married To His Ex-Wife Again

by Stuart Heritage

Eminem has gone soft. He swapped all his angry sweary rants for songs about how he loves his daughter – and if that wasn’t enough, Eminem has just announced that he is back with ex-wife Kim. Yes – Kim Mathers; the same Kim Mathers that Eminem once sang "sit down bitch. If you move again [...]

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The ‘Spray Q&A: Ladyfuzz

by Stuart Heritage

We have a feeling that 2006 might just be the year of Ladyfuzz. As far as Austrian female-fronted storming art-rock new-wave music goes, at least, Ladyfuzz is where it’s going to be. Monday saw the release of kazoo-tastic Monster, the latest single by Ladyfuzz. And if you’ve heard it and it hasn’t made you bewilderingly [...]

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Omar Sharif Denies Punching Mexican

by Stuart Heritage

In the movies, Omar Sharif is mostly seen as a noble, dashing hero type. However, in reality, Omar Sharif is a little drunk man who goes round insulting and punching Mexican parking attendants. That’s what a Guatemalan parking attendant is claiming, at least. Juan Anderson is suing Omar Sharif after he claims Sharif called him [...]

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Beatles Getting Back Together! Almost!

by Shawn Lindseth

Remember that crappy VH1 movie a few years back where Lennon didn’t get assassinated, thus allowing the Beatles to reform again in the early eighties just in time for the whole leg warmer craze? Well it would seem the idea wasn’t as preposterous as it sounded. But just what the devil does this all mean? [...]

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Christina Applegate And Husband Join In The Break-Up Fun

by Stuart Heritage

Christina Applegate and her husband Johnathon Schaech have decided that they want to join in with the most infectious fad of 2005 – the celebrity break-up. Christina Applegate and Johnathon Schaech have announced that they are to divorce after four long years of marriage. No real reason has been given, though we’d expect that Christina [...]

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Seal Voted Hollywood’s Best New Dad, Still Part Of Hollywood

by Shawn Lindseth

The Facially Scarred Artist know as Seal has recently been voted Hollywood’s Best New Dad in a recent Parents Magazine. His competition included the likes of Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Kevin Federline, and probably not Darth Vader.  Vader may have briefly held first place after doing that Jedi hand thing, but it ended up not [...]

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Robbie Williams Gay? Nuh-Uh, Says Libel Court

by Stuart Heritage

Ever since Robbie Williams charged around with his bum out in Take That, there have been endless Robbie Williams gay rumours. Not so – according to a recent libel case, Robbie only loves the ladies. A court yesterday awarded undisclosed libel damages and apologies from publishers who retracted allegations they had made in newspapers and [...]

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