X Factor Betting Odds – Semi-Final Elimination Odds

by Stuart Heritage

***Early next year, the X Factor contestants – even the rubbish ones – are going on tour! Check out the tour dates and buy tickets here*** Tomorrow is the X Factor semi-final. In theory, it’s where X Factor gets serious and steely-eyed. In reality, there’ll just be a bunch more awful wailing of aggressively populist [...]

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Claire Danes Friendly With The Ghastly Undead

by Shawn Lindseth

Claire Danes has likely seen many things on the sprawling isle of Manhattan:  The beautiful skyline, the flowing grass of central park, horses trotting down Broadway with lovers in tow, the horrors of phantoms and unsightly spectres walking secretly amongst the living… Probably moaning and the like… Claire Danes has likely seen many things on [...]

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Getting Married To Speed Through Adoption?

by Stuart Heritage

We all know how desperate Brad Pitt is to become the adopted father of Angelina Jolie’s adopted kids. Brad would do anything for that for that to happen – even if it means marrying Angelina. Although, rather than get overwhelmed in all the red tape involved with a man in his position wanting to adopt, [...]

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Why Annie Lennox Did More For Feminism Than That Bloody Germaine Greer Woman

by 586 MEDIA

So, dear ‘spray aficionado, how much do you know about feminism? Yup, that’s right, some posh bint threw herself under the King’s horse in, like, 1872 or something. But do you know who the real hero(ine) of feminism is? No, it’s not Germaine Greer, that craggy old cow from Celebrity Big Brother. It’s actually Annie [...]

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Noel Gallagher Pokes His Big Poking Stick at Jack White

by Chris Laverty

It’s nearly Christmas and Noel Gallagher is full of his usual festive cheer. This week’s target for Old Grumpy is White Stripes frontman Jack White. Grunted Noel: "Jack White has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club." What club? What the hell is Noel raving about? He’s [...]

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Forget Jude – Are Sienna And Leonardo DiCaprio Together?

by Stuart Heritage

Leonardo DiCaprio cares. And not just about helping the environment, either. Leonardo DiCaprio cares about trying to get into Sienna Miller’s knickers, it’s been reported. We were still under the impression that Sienna Miller and Jude Law were trying to patch up their wreck of a relationship, but it turns out we might have been [...]

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Nicole Richie Breaks Engagement With That DJ Bloke

by Stuart Heritage

Nicole Richie recently ruled out the possibility of a TV show about her engagement to DJ Adam Goldstein. Maybe it was because Nicole and Adam were scrapping all the time – the engagement’s off. However, they had a good innings; Nicole Richie and Adam Goldstein – or DJ AM – were engaged for nine months [...]

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Mel Gibson To Make Hot Potato Holocaust TV Show

by Stuart Heritage

Mel Gibson and the Jews have had a testy relationship since The Passion Of The Christ was accused of anti-Semitism. Now Mel Gibson is getting back into the ring to make a TV series about the Holocaust. All of which is controversial enough, but then add Mel Gibson’s Dad – Hutton Gibson – to the [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Joanna Dark: Desktop Agent

by 586 MEDIA

It’s one thing to read news about the release of Xbox 360, but it’s quite another to have Xbox 360 news read to you Joanna Dark, the skintight jumpsuit-wearing star of Perfect Dark Zero. That’s what we’re pretty much offering to you today. Joanna Dark: Desktop Agent is a wee little application that downloads a [...]

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Christmas Number One Betting Odds – Westlife, Il Divo, Franz Ferdinand…

by Stuart Heritage

Time for today’s set of 2005 Christmas Number One betting odds – another chance for you to make money from the syrupy songs that idiots go crazy for at this time of year. Christmas Number One Fact Of The Day: Now that Jimmy Osmond is free from I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, [...]

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