SLACKERJACK – Huntforit Smashed

by 586 MEDIA

Christmas is a time for giving, a time for receiving, a time to appreciate your family and friends. It’s also a time for getting so drunk that you can’t see and then puking turkey and chocolate all over the inside of your boyfriend’s car. And that’s the basis of today’s festive game – Huntforit Smashed. [...]

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Big Brother At ‘Limits Of Acceptability’

by C J Davies

hecklerspray shudders to think what Channel Four have got lined up in the schedules for next year. More crucifyingly awful Hollyoaks late-night ‘specials’? Jimmy Carr presents the Top Ten Bestest Ever Most Special Things In The Universe Times Infinity (‘Number Ten: Cheese! Number Nine: Glass! Number Eight: The Eurythmics!’)? And – of course – another [...]

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Take The hecklerspray Celebrity Big Brother 2006 Survey

by 586 MEDIA

You know as well as we do that Celebrity Big Brother starts next month. And you’re probably as excited as we are at the prospect at watching a bunch of has-beens having full-on breakdowns on live TV. Or are you? What are your opinions on Celebrity Big Brother? Do you vote on Celebrity Big Brother? [...]

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Christmas Number One Betting Odds – Tuesday’s Odds

by Stuart Heritage

The search for the UK 2005 Christmas Number One continues to hot up, even though the record that’ll probably actually be Christmas Number One isn’t even out yet. Even though Shayne Ward bleating That’s My Goal will probably be everyone’s abiding memory of Christmas 2005, the betting for the Christmas Number One is by no [...]

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Whitney Houston And Bobby Brown Beat Tom Cruise To Be Tackiest Couple

by Stuart Heritage

When people think Of Whitney Houston, people tend to think of the woman who single-handedly soundtracked X Factor, but she’s so much more than that. Whitney Houston and husband Bobby Brown have been named the tackiest couple in the world. We’re fairly surprised that Whitney and Bobby are now officially the tackiest couple of the [...]

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Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Spaz New York For Birthday

by Stuart Heritage

It was the birthday of Katie Holmes at the weekend. And how did Tom Cruise celebrate? A trip to a toy store, steakhouse and bar. Tom – that’s not very spazzy, you’re letting us down. What’s that? Tom Cruise also did a bunch of handstands on a piano? Oh, thank God for that. Business as [...]

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Mariah Carey Claims To Wet Herself In Restaurant

by C J Davies

Ah, Mariah Carey. During hecklerspray’s short but productive lifespan, she’s always been a firm point-and-laugh favourite of ours. Forever supplying the world with baffling stories of OTT diva-antics and hilarious public gaffes, we had nevertheless presumed that Carey would have chilled out and given things a rest over the Christmas period. How wrong we were. [...]

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Jessica Simpson Files For Divorce From Nick Lachey, Nobody Shocked

by Stuart Heritage

The millions of slightly deluded fans of Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson who believe that the separation was just temporary should ready the tissues – Jessica has filed for divorce from Nick. Everyone else, on the other hand, who thought that maybe the whole Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson marriage was nothing more than a [...]

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King Kong Tops US Weekend Box Office All Half-Assed

by Stuart Heritage

King Kong is a film that you can’t be anything less than hyperbolic about. King Kong might be the most expensive movie ever made. King Kong seems like the longest movie ever made. And, even though it’s topped the US weekend box office, King Kong is being seen as a bit of a failure. Good [...]

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Bono And Bill Gates Crowned As Time’s Persons Of The Year

by Stuart Heritage

Time magazine has named its Person’s Of The Year for 2005 as Bill and Melinda Gates and Bono. Bono and the Gates’ join an auspicious list which includes Hitler, Stalin and The World. Bill and Melinda Gates and Bono were jointly chosen under the name The Good Samaritans, for all their humanitarian work over the [...]

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