Queen in Eric ‘Who-The-Hell-Are-You’ Clapton Shocker; Liz 1 none the wiser
By Chris Laverty on 04/03/2005 at 6:21pm
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Attending a reception at Buckingham Palace, astonishingly overrated guitarists Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page were surprised to discover the Queen had no idea who they were.  Lucky lady.
Rap Stars in Radio Stations
By 586 MEDIA on 03/03/2005 at 9:36pm
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Rap Stars in Radio Stations
Artist 50 Cent from the multi-sponsored rap label G-Unit has landed himself in the midst of a dangerous situation this week.
A member of his never-ending entourage had opened fire at the WQHT radio station in Manhattan, reportedly injuring one man. 50 Cent was doing an on air interview at the time, promoting his new album, The Massacre.
Hide & Seek – Rubbish De Niro in ANOTHER shrink movie
By 586 MEDIA on 03/03/2005 at 7:25pm
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Hide & Seek – Rubbish De Niro in ANOTHER shrink movie
Now for some Unoriginal Trash designed to get the kids in on a Saturday night. Prepare for the worst, reader: there's no talking Italian going on in this banal shocker featuring Robert De Niro...
NMEwatch: They’re Doing Clothes Store Promotions Now
By C J Davies on 02/03/2005 at 8:57pm
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hecklerspray incorrectly assumed that the rapidly-declining NME had reached its nadir upon devoting an entire feature to a 'special' new haircut (the Bloc Head, in case anyone's interested). We own up: we got it wrong. Because today, the situation worsened.
DVD Dirge: Alien vs Predator, Layer Cake, De-Lovely
By C J Davies on 02/03/2005 at 8:42pm
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'Home Entertainment'. You know, in your Grandad's day, this probably meant whittling down some scrap iron while Vera Lynn shat her lungs out on the 'wireless'.
My, how we've changed. How we've come on in leaps and bounds. How Grandpa would have wept with gratitude for this fine selection of brand new DVDs ...
SLACKERJACK: Music Quiz in Excel – Guess The Artist (play at work, do it now)
By 586 MEDIA on 01/03/2005 at 10:29pm
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SLACKERJACK: Music Quiz in Excel – Guess The Artist (play at work, do it now)
Excellent fun for any bored call centre operatives or suchlike, this link will take you a mind-crushing 270 question music quiz.
Simply look at the images, identify and write the name of the artist in the appropriate boxes (spelling is crucial).
At the time of writing hecklerspray has a score of 141/134, with a few typos to correct, so we're heading for a big one (screenshots will be provided for the dissenters).
Those 141 questions were completed in about 25 minutes, so we guess that an hour should be the time limit. ...
M83 Get Their Touring Boots On
By C J Davies on 01/03/2005 at 9:00pm
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M83 Get Their Touring Boots On
M83...
They’re something of a hecklerspray office favourite. Their unique French brand of mind-warping electronica (or 'Gallictronica', as some idiot Nathan Barley figure at the likes of Dazed And Confused might like to call it) puts most high-profile British bands to shame right now.
Which is why even a cynical bunch of misanthropes like ourselves have been sent all a-quiver.
M83, you see, are about to kick off a three-date tour of the UK, calling at Leeds, Oxford and London, as ‘special guests’ to The Secret Machines.
Doubtless they’ll be playing lots of lovely new stuff from their new album Before The Dawn Heals Us.
Of course, you could always go and watch Keane instead ...
Listen to the mighty M83 now on Napster
Hacking And Hurling With Fred Durst and Paris Hilton
By Stuart Heritage on 01/03/2005 at 8:41pm
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Hacking And Hurling With Fred Durst and Paris Hilton
Around 20 years ago people were terrified of the potential of computers. Movies such as Tron gave the general population the impression that you could actually get sucked into a computer and be made to fight weird sort of motorbike things...
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