Letterman Accidentally Torments Lady Via Sexy Eyebrow Positions

by Shawn Lindseth

A stalker can be dangerous. Countless stars have encountered them either in court or out, from boring CNN hosts to the action packed likes of Mel ‘I’m deeply religious now’ Gibson. The court-ordered restrainer can be a God send in such cases. That’s why celebs get them, often three times a week. But what happens [...]

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Renee Zellweger And Kenny Chesney – Officially Solo

by Stuart Heritage

The marriage of Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney was kind of perfect – they met in January, married in May, split in September and are back being officially single again in December. A courtship, marriage and messy annulment all in the space of one short year – it’s this attention to turbo-charged efficiency and staggeringly [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Christmas Time

by 586 MEDIA

Cliff Richard once sang "Christmas time/Mistletoe and wine." But while Cliff may have used Christmas time to get boozed up and snog women, Santa has a much more difficult Christmas. Christmas time for Santa involves flying around on his sleigh throwing presents through people’s roofs and at giant polar bears. And it’d be easy for [...]

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Christmas Number One – No Odds, Shayne’s Done It

by Stuart Heritage

Normally at this point in the day, we’d provide you with a set of blazingly accurate Christmas Number One betting odds. Not today, though. Shayne Ward’s pretty much got it all sewn up, you see. In face, Shayne Ward’s version of That’s My Goal is so certain of getting the 2005 UK Christmas Number One [...]

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Watch The Dirtiest Card Trick In The World

by 586 MEDIA

Card tricks are OK, but they’re usually only done by timid boys who think that they can mask their desperate lack of a personality by flicking cards around and talking quickly. Card tricks with dirty language, though, are a completely different story. You may remember a few months ago we showed a clip of the [...]

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2006 Music Betting Odds – Posh, England, Andre…

by Stuart Heritage

Lots of things are going to happen in 2006: England will go out in the World Cup semis, the Gulf Stream system will shut down and we’ll all freeze to death, and some people will get number one records. But who? It’s time to take a look at a few more 2006 music betting odds [...]

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Sharon Osbourne Shrinks Her Knockers Down For Christmas

by Stuart Heritage

Sharon Osbourne is having trouble with her boobs. No, not Chico and Andy from X Factor – her real breasts. Sharon doesn’t like them anymore, so she’s going to make them smaller. Which is all well and good – after all, it’s a woman’s prerogative to be able to change her body however she wants [...]

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The ‘Spray Q&A: Oppenheimer

by Stuart Heritage

Earlier in the year, we were sent word of a spiffy new band’s MySpace page. The band was called Oppenheimer, and the songs on their MySpace page have stuck in our brains ever since. Fuzzy like Joy Zipper, warm like The Spinto Band, catchy like the H5N1 strain of bird flu, Oppenheimer are a name [...]

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Charlize Theron Stiffs James Bond

by Stuart Heritage

You know, we’re not too sure that Casino Royale will ever be made. After all the piff-paff about trying to find an actor to play James Bond, finding a Bond Girl was supposed to be a cinch. But that’s not the case. Nobody wants to be in the new James Bond film. Not Angelina Jolie, [...]

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Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Tookie Williams: A Stadium Up For Grabs

by Shawn Lindseth

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a tough guy. He killed bad guys in Predator, he was a villain turned good guy in the Terminator movies, and reigned supreme in the classroom for Kindergarten Cop. Such roles, however, could not have prepared him for the strange case that was Tookie Williams. This is an odd unfolding tale readers, [...]

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