Gossip for grown-ups
Thirty-three years after posing for a photograph with a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun - a move which led her to be dubbed as 'Hanoi Jane' - actress Jane Fonda has publicly apologised for pissing off most of America. 'It was a betrayal,' Fonda told 6O Minutes host Leslie Stahl. 'It was the largest lapse of judgement I can even imagine.' The largest lapse of judgement imaginable? Well, Jane, you're entitled to your opinion ... but surely spraying harmless peasant villages with skin-dissolving napalm was slightly more of a boo-boo than your daft little camera antics?
All done and finished, thank God, the second most pointless televisional skidmark in history (you have to guess the first), Channel 4’s The Games. After a tense final Olivier took the Gold, H.R.H Princess…blah, blah, blah – who cares?! Who could possibly ever care about this tosh??!!
Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been spending time over in Brazil recently, dancing in the carnival, drinking caipirinhas, soaking in the sun rays and posing for numerous photographs, getting accused of assaulting her PA. But what else is new? Except this time the Streatham born bombshell's weapon of choice was said to have been a Blackberry organiser - this season's must have mobile communications device/knuckleduster.
The very friendly relationship between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie continues, as they have both been reported to have stayed together for the Easter weekend at the Le Parker Meridien in Palm Springs, California. Obviously, it was all for meant for a publicity shoot for Mr. and Mrs. Smith, but the couple - who bizzarely checked in as a married couple by the name of Mr. and Mrs. Pilaf - can't be helping rumours that they are anything more than colleagues. The megastars sunbathed and talked poolside, before returning to their £800 a night hotel suite together. Nudge nudge, etc.
Hecklerspray hates April Fool's Day. Really, really hates it. This stems from a deep rooted belief in the good of people, plus a bit of gullibility. Already today, we'd been tricked into thinking that GMail had invented infinite storage. And also, for some reason, thinking we were the biggest celebrities in South Korea. But that's for another time.No more! So today hecklerspray is going to debunk the joke stories for you...
Everyone who has ever seen 24 wants to be Jack Bauer. Hecklerspray wants to be Jack Bauer, you want to be Jack Bauer, and your Mum definitely does.He's so cool with his guns and his fast cars and his annoying daughter and his dead wife and his crying and his drug problem and his need never to go for a slash.Good for us, then, that Sony and Fox are going to turn the most implausible TV show in the world into the most implausible computer game. Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you 24: The Game, for Playstation 2.
