Tom Cruise Now Most Irritating Star In History

by Stuart Heritage

In 2005, Tom Cruise changed in the eyes of the public. He started the year as a tiny, slightly irritating film star with a slightly inflated sense of self-worth. But as the year went on, Tom Cruise went all out. By jumping around on a sofa, openly insulting Brooke Shields, getting squirted in the face, [...]

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Narnia Kicks King Kong’s Giant Monkey US Weekend Box Office Ass

by Stuart Heritage

The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe has regained its position at the top of the year’s last US weekend box office chart, relegating King Kong to the lowly second place spot. Who’d have thought it – a film about a lion that’s a bit like Jesus is turning out to [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Grow Ornament

by 586 MEDIA

Normally, we’d be the first people to condemn anyone doing anything remotely Christmassy in January – in fact we spent much of our week off pushing Christmas trees over in shopping centres – but this is a special occasion. Some of you may remember that we featured Eyezmaze Grow Cube as a Slackerjack in November. [...]

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Eminem Buys Back Wife With Cuddles And Time Honoured Patience

by Shawn Lindseth

First Eminem loves Kim Scott (Mathers), then he marries her, then he divorces her, then he sings about throwing her into the trunk of a car with a violent kicking emu, or something along those lines. Love like that always seems so fresh, y’know? The date’s been set for what could be the wedding of [...]

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2006 Relationships Betting Odds – Madonna Getting Divorced?

by Stuart Heritage

2006. The birth of a brand new year, full of endless possibilities. Maybe a cure for all disease will be discovered. Maybe world peace will be achieved. And maybe Madonna will get divorced. We’re seeing in the new year with a week of very special set of betting odds – the 2006 relationships betting odds. [...]

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Friends Of The ‘Spray: Best Thing Of 2005

by Stuart Heritage

Take our tiny survey to help improve hecklerspray in 2006! A bit earlier, the hecklerspray writers chose their best things of 2005. But what of the exciting people in bands? They must have seen and experienced things in the last year that would blow your nine-to-five civilian mind, right? There’s only one way to find [...]

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The Spraylist 2005: Thing Of The Year

by Stuart Heritage

Take our tiny survey to help improve hecklerspray in 2006! It’s the last day of our teary-eyed retrospective of 2005. We’ve looked at the best CDs, movies, DVDs and TV shows of the last year. And now it’s time to get personal. Today, we’re looking at the Best Thing of 2005. But what does that [...]

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Friends Of The ‘Spray: Best TV Show Of 2005

by Stuart Heritage

Take our tiny survey to help improve hecklerspray in 2006! Earlier in the day, the hecklerspray writers listed their best TV shows of 2005, shows as lofty and highbrow as Peep Show, Lost and Dick And Dom In Da Bungalow. But what of the people hecklerspray has interviewed throughout the year – people like The [...]

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The Spraylist 2005: TV Show Of The Year

by Stuart Heritage

Take our tiny survey to help improve hecklerspray in 2006! It’s just over halfway through our look back at the best goings-on of 2005. As it’s Thursday, this means a) we’re already bored of our Christmas presents, b) we’ve eaten so much cheese that we’re now spectacularly constipated and c) we’re looking at the best [...]

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Friends Of The ‘Spray – Best DVD Of 2005

by Stuart Heritage

Take our tiny survey to help improve hecklerspray in 2006! Earlier today, the fearless hecklerspray writers put their necks on the line to present to you their list of the best DVDs of 2005. But, despite what you probably think, hecklerspray is not the entire world. So what did the effortlessly cool and smart and [...]

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