2006 Relationships Betting Odds – David And Victoria Beckham To Divorce?

by Stuart Heritage

Time for another instalment of our 2006 celebrity relationships betting odds – a look at the chances that the good and great in the public eye have of keeping their personal lives together for another year. Betting on when famous people get engaged, married and divorced is a much fulfilling way to spend a few [...]

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Chris And Gwyneth Ghostbust Their House

by Stuart Heritage

On paper, Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow have it all – critical acclaim, enormous wealth, a young baby (and another one on the way) and a big house stuffed full of spooky ghosts. Not that Chris and Gwyneth want a great big house rammed with ghosts, though. In fact, Gwyneth Paltrow is so fed up [...]

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Woody Allen To Make Flick In Spain

by Stuart Heritage

Woody Allen has made some terrible, terrible films. But as soon as he decides to skip off to another country to make a movie, everyone decides that they actually liked Woody Allen all along. Since the London-filmed Match Point has got all kinds of people frothing relentlessly about what a genius Woody Allen is again [...]

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JK Rowling Gets Ready To Kill Off Harry Potter?

by Stuart Heritage

Usually it’s the Queen who gives messages to her loyal subjects on Christmas Day, but JK Rowling has totally got more money than Her Majesty, so she’s decided to have a crack at one. And the message that JK Rowling left on her website on Christmas Day was a very special one – she’s going [...]

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Tomb Raider The Womb Raider: Angelina Pregnant?

by Shawn Lindseth

As received by hecklerspray over the wire just a few seconds ago, Angelina Jolie may be knocked up via some sort of intercourse with Brad Pitt. According to the medical journal we obtained from a trash bin near a reptile room at the London Zoo, the general pregnancy process begins with several pounds of wriggling [...]

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Obie Trice Gets Himself Shot In Detroit

by Stuart Heritage

The start of a new year is always full of some amount of trepidation about what unknown tangents the future will bring. Then a rapper gets shot and you realise that this year will be just the same. This time it was Eminem‘s pal Obie Trice who was shot as was driving his car through [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Robobug Blaster

by 586 MEDIA

OK, that’s enough cute Christmassy games, let’s get back to the things we like the best: robots and guns. And, um, parcels. Robobug Blaster is a beautiful little game that answers the age old question of what to do when tiny robots constantly try to chew up the parcels you’re trying to check off as [...]

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Official: Only Steve Irwin Can Save Us

by C J Davies

Some people – god bless ‘em – are born without that all-important ‘stay-away-from-danger’ gene. And none of these fools are more entertaining than crazy animal-handler Steve Irwin. Irwin is, of course, famous for doddering around with a camera crew in tow, picking up strange slithery beasts that look like they might bite him and poking [...]

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2006 Relationships Betting Odds – Jude And Sienna Getting Married?

by Stuart Heritage

It’s been scientifically proven that the best thing to do in the first week of a new year is to look at all kinds of celebrity relationships and then bet on what happens to them. OK, maybe not scientifically proven – although we say so and we’ve got a Science GCSE and everything – but [...]

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Celebrity Big Brother Survey Results – Johnny Vegas To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

The new series of Celebrity Big Brother is just days away – it’s not long before we’re all sniggering at another bunch of deluded Z-listers that can convince themselves that CBB will revive their careers. Over the past few weeks, we’ve been running the hecklerspray Celebrity Big Brother survey to see what you people think [...]

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