Christina Hendricks Hates Children But Does Have Large Breasts

by Mof Gimmers

Christina Hendricks is a real inspiration to allegedly real women. This is mainly because she’s got curves which are acceptably not-fat. Disagree? Stop thinking about her large breasts then. Fact is, this pin-up for wimminkind is just as objectified as any other fancied human. No-one likes her for her brains or what she’d said. As [...]

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American Army Are Just Big Gay Barbie Girls (Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell)

by Mof Gimmers

Don’t ask, don’t tell. That’s been the official line of the United States on gays serving in the military. They don’t want homosexuals sullying the forces with all those feelings and dance moves. Of course, you’re completely allowed to be gay in America. That’s fine. And America has a lot of gay people. In fact, [...]

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Hecklerplay: DJ Mehdi – A Personal Salute

by Michael Park

It is very rare for most hecklerspray writers to broach the subject of death. In honesty, we leave that up to Editor Mof who usually manages to strike the right balance between biting sarcasm and genuine emotion. However, sometimes a person dies who one feels a genuine affinity with and the chance to give your [...]

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Listen To Amy Winehouse’s Final Recording

by Mof Gimmers

Today would have been Amy Winehouse’s 28th birthday, but as you know, she passed away and joined that grotty bedsit in the sky known as the 27 Club. Before she parted, she recorded a duet with Tony Bennett (ten times the singer Frank Sinatra could ever be, thanks to being able to sing 20 notes, [...]

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Twilight: Breaking Dawn Trailer Is Here! And It’s Really Rather Boring!

by Mof Gimmers

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are not merely boring people… they’re also pretty lousy actors too! And the new Twilight: Breaking Dawn trailer is here to showcase just that! Like a teenage drama group trying to perform some heaving bosomed period drama with all the subtlety of a condom jammed up your nostril, there’s a [...]

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Wait! What? Leaked NSFW Naked Scarlett Johansson Photographs?

by Mof Gimmers

Chances are, you’re a human. Or thereabouts. If that’s the case, then there’s a very strong chance that you find Scarlett Johansson sexually attractive. If that happens to be true, then you’ll be thrilled to learn that pictures which appear to contain the Hollywood star with no clothes on, have emerged online. Yes. They’re over [...]

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Harper Seven Beckham Is More Powerful Than You’ll Ever Be

by Matthew Laidlow

A dominant role in society is something that everybody craves. As you’re reading this, you’ll be imagining who the head honcho is in your boring office job, group of friends or members in the AA club. What kind of person becomes a leader? Is it the bloke who makes all sorts of hilarious wisecracks? Or [...]

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Lily Collins Compliments Kristen Stewart In Snow White-Based Circle Jerk

by Michael Park

Films, eh? Who doesn’t love a good film? Earlier today, we told you about Warner Bros. plan to remake Point Break, making it everyone’s least anticipated film of 2014. However, films have started competing with each other which makes everything so much more exciting! Especially when the respective casts both hate one another. Luckily, the [...]

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Pop Promos: Coldplay + Rihanna = More Exciting Than A Hurricane!

by Lauren Mullineaux

Coldplay are doing a song with Rihanna, Coldplay are doing a song with Rihanna, Coldplay are doing a song with Rihanna, Coldplay are… oh you get the point, but how exciting is that?  It’s undoubtedly going to be the best track of the past twenty years and will appeal to every human on earth because, [...]

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Bored Hollywood Executives To Remake ‘Point Break’ With Worst Film Writer On Earth

by Michael Park

It is a truth passed down from generation to generation amongst Hollywood’s glittering elite. There’s no reason to make something if you can remake something. Hollywood film executives are willing to remake or reboot any film or franchise in the pursuit of artistic fulfilment*. From tat like The Day The Earth Stood Still to horror [...]

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