Crystal Harris Never Saw Hugh Hefner Naked (So Let Us Show You Then)

by Mof Gimmers

We were all pretty shocked when Crystal Harris decided to ditch Playboy founder, Hugh Hefner, just days before she was due to walk up the altar. They seemed like such a lovely couple. Perfect for each other in fact! Alas, it wasn’t to be and us mere mortals were denied the greatest love story ever [...]

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Nicki Minaj Fined Hilarious Amount For Potty Mouthed Appearance

by Mof Gimmers

Despite the music industry being in some kind of financial crisis, it doesn’t stop certain artists from flaunting their gargantuan wealth and having wardrobes that are more expensive than absolutely everything in Ireland and Greece combined. And so, when we need to make an example of them, we try and throw the book at them [...]

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Lee Ryan Fined £80 Over His Birthday Party Punch Up

by Matthew Laidlow

Proper news organisations have all sorts of grown up codes and practices. So imagine if they were having a slow news day and had to report on less important articles like Lee Ryan? We imagine that a piece about one of life’s biggest blips would go along the lines of saying; “Lee Ryan, bad boy [...]

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Amy Winehouse Has Funny, Moving Funeral

by Mof Gimmers

More Amy Winehouse news, and this time, something rather sweet in the face of the story’s obvious misery. This afternoon, Winehouse was cremated as music execs, band mates and friends and family got together to send the singer off at a synagogue in North London. Her funeral was refreshingly small by celebrity standards, attended by [...]

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Pop Promos: Smoking In Black And White Is Cool

by Lauren Mullineaux

The VMA’s were announced recently and they weren’t very good, so MTV promptly arranged for the news to continue playing its greatest hits. While the world continues to spiral out of control, as we get ever nearer to the day of reckoning, we thought we would burn your eyes with some terrible videos that MTV [...]

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Hecklerspray On: Language

by Mof Gimmers

Language. What a stupid thing for humans to design. Sure, it can be beautiful and breathtakingly powerful… but let us be honest here: for the most part, it feels misused, redundant, stupid and utterly misunderstood. Take one look at absolutely any social networking site and you’ll see that people just don’t give two hoots about [...]

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Selena Gomez Sensibly Won’t Ever Be Getting Married To The Monstrous Justin Bieber

by Mof Gimmers

Selena Gomez may be stupid enough to stay with Justin Bieber (who seems more than happy to have her be on the receiving end of a load of death threats and, rumour has it, likes cheating on her too), but she’s certainly not daft enough to marry him. See, Gomez obviously wants to listen to [...]

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Amy Winehouse Knew She’d Join The 27 Club (Nothing To Do With S Club 7)

by Mof Gimmers

‘The 27 Club’ is one of the most depressing things in popular culture. That’s because its a construct of regrettably long-living music pundits, trying to put a glamorous slant on the needless, untimely death of a young person. And so, Amy Winehouse has now ‘joined’ Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain and Janis Joplin in [...]

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Kim Kardashian Has Lizard Skin And Therefore, Is Down With Bilderberg Illuminati

by Mof Gimmers

Kim Kardashian is obviously a member of the illumianti and down with the Bilderberg lot. Why? Well, how else could you explain her fame which is coupled with a complete absence of talent? If that’s the case, she’s really a lizard woman posing as one of us humans? Basically, that’s exactly what is happening here [...]

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Michael Jackson Fanatics To Descend On Cardiff For A Wacko Tribute Show

by Matthew Laidlow

Just over two years ago Michael Jackson died, and as far as we’re aware, this is still the case. The cause of his death was heart failure due to all sorts of drugs sending his body into warp speed. However, it still hasn’t been established who killed him. Jackson disciples are pointing a gloved finger [...]

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