Pamela Anderson Makes Historically Pleasing Stockings That Can Talk

by Mof Gimmers

Pamela Anderson is an absolute saint. Why? Because she wants to help the world make sweeter love. How is she doing that? She’s made some stockings that are ‘historically pleasing’ as well as being indestructible. What a woman! See, when people make tights, the primary function is to either keep a woman’s legs warm or, [...]

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Celebrity Big Brother Contestants Revealed!

by Paul Pencott

It’s been a roller-coaster week, what with red-top tabloids revealing that Charlie Sheen is DEFINITELY going into the Big Brother house only for his reps to categorically deny it and the papers going all quiet only to reveal that Pamela Anderson is DEFINITELY going in only for her reps to probably deny it as of [...]

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Batman On Set And Bane Is ‘F*cking Cool’

by Mof Gimmers

Tom Hardy, who stars as baddie Bane in the new Batman flick, has been a little cool on the whole project talking about its likeness to Starbucks and bleating something about ’boutiques’.  However, he seems to be relenting a bit after making an admission about his character. He recently admitted that he thought his character [...]

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Duncan Bannatyne Puts £50,000 Bounty On Man Through Twitter

by Mof Gimmers

We all know that the folks of Dragon’s Den are a ruthless bunch, but did you know they were dead-hearted enough to put bounties on people, asking for their arms to be broken? You may think this is the stuff of fantasy, but it really just happened. See, Duncan Bannatyne – a man who has [...]

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Pop Promos: Kasabian Go Nu Metal. No Seriously

by Lauren Mullineaux

Is it just us or have music videos had a sudden resurgence since we started writing about them? I mean NME just got a bloody specialist video website…the thunder stealing pixies that they are. We’d do that if we had servers and lackeys and energy and all those other things that make productive people and [...]

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A Nice Video Of Meat Loaf Nearly Dying Onstage For You

by Mof Gimmers

Hey! Here’s someone who is fat and old – Meat Loaf. He’s always been a big fella, but now he’s getting on a bit, you’d think he might slow down the pace a little in case that heart of his gives up under the strain. Because he wants to peddle his preposterous operatic stadiums blues [...]

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Kings Of Leon Cancel Tour And Are Going To Break Up

by Mof Gimmers

If you own ears and at least one solitary braincell, rejoice! Why? The Kings of Leon have cancelled their tour of the USA which means that you don’t have to walk around with socks stuck in your lugs on the off-chance you’ll dander past one of their dreary stadium shows by accident. This has left [...]

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Top 10 Weirdest Celebrity TV Commercials

by Mof Gimmers

Celebrities have always endorsed tat to make a bit of extra coin for themselves. They’re a brazen bunch, willing to sign up to almost anything. It’s almost impressive really. They’re nakedly greedy and don’t mind showing it off. From Iggy Pop’s dodgy insurance commercials to Chubby Checker endorsing his own beef jerky, there’s always someone [...]

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Noel Gallagher Announces Manchester Hating Tour Dates

by Mof Gimmers

Manchester. What a stupid, damp city. Swarms of middle-aged idiots in Adidas Samba waddle around with their bowed Ian Brown legs poking out from their khaki jackets and dreadful moddish haircuts, all recalling a time when it was alright to ‘ave it. Alas, those Madchester days are long behind them, leaving them nostalgic and pink [...]

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Awesome or Off-Putting: America’s First USO (Unidentified Submerged Object)

by Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. You may think that UFO’s are a new phenomenon. You may also think that snakes make good pets and vegetables without ranch [...]

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