Out Of Sync - Life After Rubbish Boybands Coming To TV

hecklerspray is thrilled to learn that rejuvenated chancers from ‘NSYNC Lance Bass and Joey Fatone plan to reside in a house together. But that’s not the story - not by a long shot.

There is a staggeringly original idea behind the planned ‘NSYNC partial reunion! Bass and Fatone will be filmed by people with cameras! In a show which is absolutely nothing like The Osbournes! Former backing singers Lance Bass and Joey Fatone are teaming up for a reality TV show which may or may not be called Out of Sync, although hecklerspray would prefer the show to be called Drowned in the Kitchen Sync or maybe Sync-ing Without A Trace, but you’d probably already guessed that.

Justin Timberlake continues to do fine without his former
‘NSYNC (CDs) pals so - with a reunion definitely not on the cards for the meantime - the other boybanders have had to find other ways to pass their time. Lance Bass tried to fire himself into space for US TV, while Joey Fatone has had some vague amount of success in movies like My Big Fat Greek Wedding and The Cooler. But that’s all the past for Bass and Fatone; for them, the future is reality TV! Dawn Ostroff, president of Out Of Sync broadcasters UPN, said:

"Joey and Lance are such fun, interesting people and they truly are an
odd couple."

In fairness to Ms Ostroff,
she probably thought ‘Bass & Fatone’ where some kind of tough guy
New York City cops until she found out that they were two guys who
stood behind Timberlake for a few years last millennium.

Bass and Fatone will make an oddball couple and the ‘spray can only imagine the
fantastical and hilarious japes that these two can get up to! GASP! As
Fatone drowns a cat with his own tears! AMAZE! When Bass struts around
wearing nothing but cauliflower florets! BELIEVE! Your eyes as they
carry out mundane tasks with alarming frequency.

hecklerspray can’t wait to see the
non-action unfold. Maybe if Out Of Sync is a success, we’ll be able to get our Lance Bass and Joey Fatone action figures out of the attic without fear of reprisal.

Read more:

Former ’N Sync-ers will be new TV odd couple - MSNBC 

[story by Mof Gimmers]