Anyone who’s ever seen Orlando Bloom in any of his films knows that he’s not a terribly convincing actor, but now it seems that Orlando Bloom isn’t terribly convincing at driving a car either.

It’s been reported that Orlando Bloom crashed his car into two other parked cars after leaving a Los Angeles nightclub early on Friday morning, leaving his two passengers injured and bleeding. And, since Orlando Bloom wasn’t drunk at the time of the crash, he’s decided to do the decent celebrity thing and blame the paparazzi for causing it. And Orlando Bloom’s alleged paparazzi-initiated car crash is starting to have the same impact as the last great paparazzi-initiated car crash of our times – that of Princess Diana – with people already asking each other “Where were you when Orlando Bloom crashed his car?” and then answering it “Asleep. Or at work. Or climbing a tree. God knows. Who’s Orlando Bloom again? Wasn’t he in Harry Potter?”