Oprah Winfrey is big. we're not talking physically big here. That's a given.
we're talking about an ego so freakin? enormous that it operates like a gargantuan black hole, physically and spiritually swallowing up everything in sight – man, woman, child, baby back ribs, U.S. First Ladies – you name it.
Well, just when we thought that we understood the awesome light and matter-consuming force that is Oprah, she goes and does something completely uncharacteristic of someone whose personal fortune was not built on prattling on and on about Oprah. Turns out, Oprah has ushered in a brave new world where people other than Oprah are seen on the cover of Oprah?s magazine, O (for Oprah).
We have to admit that we were blindsided with the news that Oprah had magnanimously opted to share the front cover of O magazine?s April issue with someone not named Oprah. Turns out, the universe is also occupied by another sentient being named Michelle Obama. Huh. That is some messed up shit.
According to Oprah?s editorial, she decided to make room for the U.S. First Lady in an attempt to keep the cover of O ?looking fresh?, and sure enough the feature interview is chock full of fresh, yummy details regarding Michelle?s shoes, exercise regimen and decorating style. Gloria Steinem, your head may explode now.
Oprah?s newfound inclusiveness however comes to a full, screeching stop near the end of the interview when Oprah returns to her favourite subject, Oprah:
Oprah: A reporter who once interviewed me ten years after she'd first met me said, ?Gee, you're the same person?but it feels like you've become more of yourself.?
Becoming more of yourself?hmmm?
A word of caution to the patrons of all-you-can-eat buffets everywhere. Never, ever approach Oprah when she is in the process of becoming more of herself. Just back away slowly, and discreetly gesture to the manager. Our prayers will be with you.
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Peter Brekker says
Loved the post. I just found another one that’s just as entertaining :
http://www.whythisblogsucks.com/2009/10/05/why-oprah-sucks-part-1/